#1
So this one time when i first started playing I was sitting there minding my own business working through some simple chords when this older guy came up to me and sat down. I smiled at him and he proceeded to pull out a really fancy guitar and played a lot faster than I could. Then he swore me out in front of my mother and left as the whole store laughed at me.

Yeah then there was this time more recently where some complete fag tried to play smoke on the water and so I shredded the **** out of him and ****ed his mom. Pretty sweet.
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#2
I see what you did there...
Weird Al = Awesome
Buckethead = Awesome
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#4
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#5
I feel like a **** for saying this, but:

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#6
someday i can only hope to be half as cool as that man...
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#7
i heard a kid play the halo theme song at a guitar store.. sounded pretty kick ass... then he played a really ****ing slow version of through fire and flames
#8
It's a joke you fucking shitheads, I was making a point. Get out of the fucking thread.
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Wow, people are a bit dumber than I originally thought...
#10
Oh wow.

Edit: Aww man what the ****. He deleted his post. Good job turning your sarcasm detector back on.
“Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.” - Leonard Cohen


"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - Confucius
#11
This thread actually had a purpose but obviously people aren't smart enough to understand being sarcastic.
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#12
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#16
when i first started to play guitar i walked into a guitar store and picked up an american strat, walked over to a mesa plugged in, and playd some of the worst attempts at shred for like 20 minutes. looking back now, im surprised i wasnt kicked out lmao
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