#3
Heard basically all of them before.
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#4
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

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#5
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No no no! Dead baby jokes aren't funny in the slightest.

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#7
It's a 1 joke genre

Simple question
'Shocking' answer
*insert lulz*

It's stale, boring, and funny when you're 12
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#9
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No no no! Dead baby jokes aren't funny in the slightest.

no kidding... its kinda morbid (right word?) that people would joke about it...
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#11
there ****ing mint! hi-larious:
why do u put a dead baby feet first into a blender?
so it can finish the blow job!

but yeah it has been done too many times.
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#12
jokes that are deemed distasteful by some people are actually doubly funny: the first time they are funny is when you hear the punchline, the second time is when you think about all the people who get worked up about them.

frankly, comedy and humour have no limits.
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#14
i made the mistake of going there
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O.K., O.K., We all know dead baby jokes are sick,

yeah
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but then again laughter is the best medicine, isn't it?
yeah, in a certain form of a joke... like a knock knock joke
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Sure, a dead baby could be twisted. But dead babies are so much fun!!!
wow...
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#15
thank you for this. ive heard most of them before but some are well funny
#18
Quote by mikko_9119
no kidding... its kinda morbid (right word?) that people would joke about it...

That's not why, they just simply aren't funny.
#19
TS, save the mods the bother of closing your thread and warning/banning those who go over the line with their jokes. Just delete this thread, eh?
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