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I'm 15 and I'm the only kid in my school (7th-9th grade) that has and can grow a beard. The rest of the kids are either trying to grow one and failing or look like crap with their half shaven, half grown in, half dead facial hair.

Is this odd?
#3
no, theres a fair few kids around the same age who can grow beards.
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#4
It's not odd, no. Take advantage of it.


Girls love my goatee
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I'm 15 and I'm the only kid in my school (7th-9th grade) that has and can grow a beard. The rest of the kids are either trying to grow one and failing or look like crap with their half shaven, half grown in, half dead facial hair.

Is this odd?


wait, are you a girl?
#7
Its odd but my friend was like that too. and if he shaved, he'd come in a few days later with a beard agan!!

i was jealous, i dont want a beard but i'd like the option!

so you aint alone dont worry. oh and to add to my jealousy im 18 and still have pathetic fluff that i have to shave off every few days! il never get me beard
#8
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Its odd but my friend was like that too. and if he shaved, he'd come in a few days later with a beard agan!!

i was jealous, i dont want a beard but i'd like the option!

so you aint alone dont worry. oh and to add to my jealousy im 18 and still have pathetic fluff that i have to shave off every few days! il never get me beard



I have a few friends like you.


Sorry, but it really is pathetic
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#9
youre going through puberty at that age

thast what happens with guys
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#10
I'm 14 and my girlfriend always brags to her friends about how she's the only one who's boyfriend has a goatee!
#11
im 15 and i can get a decent soul patch goin...
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My girlfriend always brags to her friends about how she's the only one who has a goatee!


Jesus ****ing christ.
#13
i have my doubt as to whether or not it is a real beard or some pathetic overgrown fluff
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I'm 14 and my girlfriend always brags to her friends about how she's the only one who's boyfriend has a goatee!

You could probably do with a new girlfriend to be honest.
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Quote by RPGoof
I'm 15 and I'm the only kid in my school (7th-9th grade) that has and can grow a beard. The rest of the kids are either trying to grow one and failing or look like crap with their half shaven, half grown in, half dead facial hair.

Is this odd?

Nah, my mate could do that in a week/fortnight at 15. He had a beard growing competition with a teacher and won

You'll hate it sooner or later due to needing to shave too much.
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Quote by RPGoof
I'm 15 and I'm the only kid in my school (7th-9th grade) that has and can grow a beard. The rest of the kids are either trying to grow one and failing or look like crap with their half shaven, half grown in, half dead facial hair.

Is this odd?


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#18
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I have a few friends like you.


Sorry, but it really is pathetic


OI!!!!

Haha thank you mate!

Nah i think its kind of pathetic too it does my head in! luckily, i shave it as soon as its even visable, it does my head in when people go around with that ****ing fluff on their chin and its even more annoying when its a little whispy moustache.

Got a guy like that at college, he must think he looks good with it because he's had it ages. must think he's a right freddie mercury but he looks like a right nob
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do you look like this?

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#20
i like mutton chop sideburns

yum
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#21
i had a beard ahaha i wanted to grow a full on one for download fest like a proper huge one bu i had to shave for a interview lol
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#24
I'm almost 21 and my facial hair is pathetic.
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#25
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i have my doubt as to whether or not it is a real beard or some pathetic overgrown fluff

5 week anniversary

Giant chops too lol
#26
I'm 16 and have had a soul patch since 7th grade, and a goatee since the summer of 9th. I was the only freshmen last year that could grow a full goatee (was a few weeks into a full beard, but just decided to shave it). I have to trim it every single day with my electric razor and my mom still complains about it being 'too thick.' It's pretty fun having facial hair, even had a fellow freshmen convinced I was legal and wanted me to buy alcohol for him when I was 15.
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#27
Beard is cool.

Specially when no one has it but you.

Chicks dig it.
#28
I hate the feeling of facial hair (sideburns excluded). I feel scruffy and weird if I don't shave every couple of days. I've had the sideburns since about grade 8.
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#29
Grow a soul patch!
Then assert your new authority and take over the school with your beard. Maybe if you come up with your own design for a beard you could rule the world. You know kinda like this one guy named uhhhhhh........... oh Hitler. Thats why he got so close. Look at his damn beard. Its Obvious.
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5 week anniversary

Giant chops too lol



haha i love the chops i made mini ones for a joke but im contemplating growing them back



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#32
absolutly not.
but if i were u.
just keep it sideburns.
cuz sideburns are hot! haha
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#34
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i could grow one since 15 im 16 just about to turn 17.

btw how exacly do they have half dead facial hair isnt it supposed to be fully dead?

pff i didn't even know how to explain what I was trying to say lol
It's kind of like... not all your facial hair is grown in yet, and you don't shave it regularly and it just looks thin and ****ty.
...then theres people that shave their peach fuzz and think it will get darker
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get one of these:



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since you can just see so much of my room from that picture

I meant esther_mouse.
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Nah, my mate could do that in a week/fortnight at 15. He had a beard growing competition with a teacher and won

You'll hate it sooner or later due to needing to shave too much.


That's why I don't.

I'm 15 btw.
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