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#1
UG, help me kick my porn addiction.


There is nothing more satisfying then coming home after a long night at work, sitting down at the computer, pulling up some of my favorite pornos's, and fapping like mad.

What should I do?
#2
fap more? i dunno, i'm fifteen, that's all us teenagers do.
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#4
Get home from work, sit down at the computer, and play WoW. You will forget all about porn... and work, and fapping.

And food.
We're only strays.
#6
Install a parental control device and type a garbled random password that you can't remember.
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#7
Quote by Ralbert07
Install a parental control device and type a garbled random password that you can't remember.


No! That's suicide be cause it will make you do weird unnatural things!
#10
Look at Rosie O'donal (I don't know how it's spelled)
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#12
get a girl?
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#15
Quote by Rhitard
Get a girlfriend?
This is the only solution that will allow you to continue spunking while kicking the porn
#16
there's nothing wrong with that....chill out dude, just fap!
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#19
Quote by metaldud536
No! That's suicide be cause it will make you do weird unnatural things!

Real men can avoid temptation.


Ok, maybe not. But still, give it a try. If not, use a proxy.
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#20
Fap until your penis starts to hurt, and then fap sum moar for extra deterance.
#21
you could cut you dick off... or smash your computer... work two jobs even... or like everyone else mentions, get a gf to do it for you.
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#24
I thought I had the same problem myself so I'm going cold turkey for a week. I realized it was more of an obsessive boredom thing more than an addiction. Just find a good game and play it instead to break yourself off of the habit.
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#26
Why would you want to? If it's satisfying and isn't hurting anyone or anything, keep on.
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#28
yeah, just ween yourself off it, instead of doing it every night...do it every second night..then third night...etc
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#30
Get blazed? Or not.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
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#31
Quote by Ralbert07
Install a parental control device and type a garbled random password that you can't remember.

well yea this is a good last resort... or make a really extravagant password that you have to right down and take it and lock it away somewhere.
#32
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#33
get yourself involved in things.

Practice guitar for 18 hours a day, get a girlfriend, get friends, join a cult, start running like hell, start a band, sell your house and walk to L.A., get a cat(interpret that however you wish...), turn to Christ, cut off your penis, get yourself thrown in jail so you have more time to support your 18 hour practice routine...

there are lots of solutions, just be creative
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#34
delete your porn.

and start from there.
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#37
DETOX.... i dont know, you might not survive...

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#38
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Why would you want to? If it's satisfying and isn't hurting anyone or anything, keep on.

Yeah but think of all the potential children going to waste :[
#39
Quote by Ralbert07
Install a parental control device and type a garbled random password that you can't remember.

+1.

It's the only way, unless you do what Madcap said and replace your porn watching time with doing something else.
#40
Quote by Rhitard
Yeah but think of all the potential children going to waste :[


Meh they die sooner or later if they don't come out (no pun intended).

But if they were to stay in his balls unreleased for weeks think of the potential disfigured children he would create
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