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#1
My parents are not happy with me going out with a mexican girl. They dont want her in the house incase she steals stuff and they say she will try and get pregnant so she can get the child support and move to miami. I dont want to fight about this but im not gonna split up with her. what should i say to them?
#5
Tell them to stop getting their info about Mexicans from Bill O' Reilly.
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#8
Explain to your parents the concept of "racial profiling."
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#11
Tell them they are racist sons of bitches. That's wrong. Where did they come up with the whole Miami thing?
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#13
Your parents are ignorant, racist pigs. Kill them.
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#14
HAHAHA your parent are horrible people xD
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#17
maybe your parents are just joking around and you're taking them too seriously?

hell i'd do it to my kids if they ever went out with someone like that.
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#18
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Your parents are ignorant bigots.

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did you tell them that they are racist?

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Tell them to stop getting their info about Mexicans from Bill O' Reilly.

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Explain to your parents the concept of "racial profiling."

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#20
please listen to slap-a-bass!!!!!
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#21
God Damned beaners, find a white chick man. and none of them spear chucking diaper head pricks either. later. ****in beaners
#22
Wow thats some ****ed up racist ass ****...
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#23
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Tell them to stop getting their info about Mexicans from Bill O' Reilly.


ur an idiot for that comment
#24
stupid racist gringos ¬¬...sorry dude im mexican and that's pretty offensive...tell them you are going with 2 mexicans now!!!

EDIT:dang he wrote that first...
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#25
I agree with everyone here. Your parents need to relax on the racist stuff. I am Mexican and I will assume you are white. Congrats to you on landing a Mexican chick. Good times!! LOL. My gf is Mexican also but I sure dig white chicks also
#27
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God Damned beaners, find a white chick man. and none of them spear chucking diaper head pricks either. later. ****in beaners


ban this fool! Idiot
#29
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God Damned beaners, find a white chick man. and none of them spear chucking diaper head pricks either. later. ****in beaners


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#31
Pfft, Mexicans are awesome. Do not listen to your parents!
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#32
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God Damned beaners, find a white chick man. and none of them spear chucking diaper head pricks either. later. ****in beaners

shut up you ****ing racist...
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#33
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ban this fool! Idiot



hey, listen up man, there's so many illegals it's sickening. I don't press 1 for english, and that's how it should be. If you're here, speak english, we should not cater to you. if it's that bad, then leave, get the hell out. why does our ecomony suck? because the bean dips, coming over, and the taxpayers pay for those lousy retards. I'm not sorry if you're offended, that's another thing, AMERICANS can say whatever they want, it's our country, but you wouldn't know that, with all the aliens around. so, to hell with you jag bag!
#34
they're just protecting their bloodline from getting tainted, give them a break.
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#35


that's possibly the most racist thing i've ever heard

..... there's almost no hope of convincing people like that they're wrong. sorry though.
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#36
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#38
Quote by dr84jay
God Damned beaners, find a white chick man. and none of them spear chucking diaper head pricks either. later. ****in beaners



WTF

i think you are getting Middle east mixed up with africa? Why do you call them beaners?
#39
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hey, listen up man, there's so many illegals it's sickening. I don't press 1 for english, and that's how it should be. If you're here, speak english, we should not cater to you. if it's that bad, then leave, get the hell out. why does our ecomony suck? because the bean dips, coming over, and the taxpayers pay for those lousy retards. I'm not sorry if you're offended, that's another thing, AMERICANS can say whatever they want, it's our country, but you wouldn't know that, with all the aliens around. so, to hell with you jag bag!



That doesn't give you the right to talk sh** about someone else...

#40
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AMERICANS can say whatever they want, it's our country


You're in Russian territory now my friend. Free speech is nonexistant on here.
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