#1
I'm talking about real piracy.... not the fake movies..... Blackbeard pirate, and things of that nature.
#2
umm, me.


and all Pastafarians.
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#4
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umm, me.


and all Pastafarians.

what do you think you know about blackbeard?
#5
Ah man Blackbeard was a badass. A bunch of English sailors come to kill him and he just runs out with lit fuses in his beard and ****in' slays all of 'em. Brootal.
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#6
Piracy is ****ing intense, I can't think of anything better than drinking, raping and pillaging **** all the time, pirates ****ing rock...
#7
I've lost count of how many times I've listened to Alestorm's album. It is epic.

So yes, I'm a fan of pirates.
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#9
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Ah man Blackbeard was a badass. A bunch of English sailors come to kill him and he just runs out with lit fuses in his beard and ****in' slays all of 'em. Brootal.

dude, Blackbeard was THE man. i bet he can play the hell out of an elecric too.... I can just see him soloing.
#10
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Piracy is ****ing intense, I can't think of anything better than drinking, raping and pillaging **** all the time, pirates ****ing rock...

I should sig that but I dont know how.
#11
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what do you think you know about blackbeard?


not much.

but there was more than one pirate.
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#12
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not much.

but there was more than one pirate.

can some name a few? i would like to reaserch them please.
#13
Captain Morgan was a real pirate, it's actually a fact that he invented rum, ass kicking, and basically everything else including Earth, yea he invented Earth... **** he was awesome...
I was a also a pirate, until I tore my ACL...
#14
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Captain Morgan was a real pirate, it's actually a fact that he invented rum, ass kicking, and basically everything else including Earth, yea he invented Earth... **** he was awesome...
I was a also a pirate, until I tore my ACL...


Yes. Then he wanted to seek revenge on us all. Wait..
Hurp De Durp
#15
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Captain Morgan was a real pirate, it's actually a fact that he invented rum, ass kicking, and basically everything else including Earth, yea he invented Earth... **** he was awesome...
I was a also a pirate, until I tore my ACL...

i will look him up. thanks.
#17
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My friend has a Pirates of the caribbean les paul....


Ok, i'll leave now.

lol..... real pirates...
#18
Priates ****ing rule. they know no bounds. plus you cant go wrong with drinkin and pillagin. and sailin around doin whatever you want, pirates rock
#19
Nah. As much as I love rum, I'm not really into the murder and thievery. I don't like ninjas either, so I'm obviously a failure.
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#20
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Priates ****ing rule. they know no bounds. plus you cant go wrong with drinkin and pillagin. and sailin around doin whatever you want, pirates rock

i'm so with you on that..... too bad you cant do that sorta **** anymore too many cops and too much authority...
#24
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Ah man Blackbeard was a badass. A bunch of English sailors come to kill him and he just runs out with lit fuses in his beard and ****in' slays all of 'em. Brootal.

IT'S A ****ING BOMB DUDE! ****ING RUN!!!
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#25
I read about some pirates capturing a French yacht a couple of months ago and recently a Spanish yacht/ship...
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#26
I am Blackbeard.
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#27
i am.

(H)
i actually am a pirate. if you consider having relatives pirates on the spanish armarda.
and if you search bully hayes. he's my relative
#28
im totally obsessed with it. i'm convinced i will own a ship in my future.
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#29
This only confirms me previous statement.


^Click it.
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#30
Edward Teach>Harold Bluetooth

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#31
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This only confirms me previous statement.


^Click it.


haha i'm captain barbosa =D
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#33
I have this on my wall



And these







I've got a few more, but I'm also a lazy pirate.

AARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

****, I've gotta go drink some rum after all this!
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#34
Why are pirates pirates?
'Cause they arrrrrrrr.

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#36
"Not Dan, Captain Bubble Beard. Alas me scurvy lad, he- *Gets pushed underwater*"

"Now you're Dan again."
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t3gan? Coming to the UK?

*smooths mair and straightens shirt*

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t3gan and Bec > Tegan and Sara.
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