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#1
Conversation so far through txt messaging.

Me: Wanna hang out this afternoon, you home alone? No funny business
*lets just call her hot bitch* : Im at a friends, but ill be home soon. Im keen on funny business.
Me: Golly *hot bitch*, we've only just met.
Hot Bitch: Haha, Im gonna go medievil on yo arse. Its cool if you dont wanna.

Pit, What should i write back?!
#3
"the front door will be open, ill be handcuffed to the bed"
signed,
your favorite poster
#5
first pics, then we'll see.
My decision is between ur pen0r or a hammer.
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#7
do her, or you'll forever be known as that guy who had a chance to bone the hot chick, but didn't.
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#8
tits or gtfo
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#9
I'll put on my robe and wizard hat.
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#11
fcuk her.
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#14
TS if you **** this up i will be so pissed... keep us updated.
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#18
ask her to go renaissance on your ass instead.
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#20
"Wanna go out for Pizza first, then ****?"
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#21
Just go round and see what happens.
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CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

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#22
I want to pour honey all over your naked body and put buttermilk pancakes on it. I want to drop blueberries all over it and sprinkle powdered sugar on top of some icecream over the pancakes and lick it all off with my tongue.
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#23
Don't write anything.

Just DO IT, FAGGOT.
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#24
I'm gonna go medeival on yo arse. That's the hottest thing ever, think about it, man...... EVVVVERRRRRRRR!!!!
#25
Good, now whatever she responds with, just say.

"Can I enter the castle freely? Or am I gonna have to pound at the gates. Is it a tight fit, or is it big enough for me and my horse?"
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#26
Quote by SathiaSun
I want to pour honey all over your naked body and put buttermilk pancakes on it. I want to drop blueberries all over it and sprinkle powdered sugar on top of some icecream over the pancakes and lick it all off with my tongue.

Pancake fetish?
#27
Quote by cjblack532
Good, now whatever she responds with, just say.

"Can I enter the castle freely? Or am I gonna have to pound at the gates. Is it a tight fit, or is it big enough for me and my horse?"

holy ****, im so writing that.... i love you.
#28
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#29
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Pancake fetish?

oh baby. #1 turn on = pancakes
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#32
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no reply yet, hopefully the wizard incident didn't ruin it.

will keep you's posted.

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#33
shes gonna get medieval on yo ass?
ooh...you're screwed.
if u seen pulp fiction, you know what i mean...
#34
Two words.....butt secks
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#35
LMAO, he actually typed in the wizard shit?
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#36
And I think he wont be getting any because of that.

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#38
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"no its cool, i'll bring my +10 mace, and cloak of invisability." trust me she'll laugh.

#39
Pics or it didn't happen!
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