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Inspired by RSOB Bass.

Join the part-ay!

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#2
E-Party!

Alright!!

Quote by mexican_shred
^oh jesus christ . just because it has the same brand name and a remotely same name doesnt make it at all the same. its like saying a cat is like a human because its a mammal.
#3
Wow, this is a pretty slow E-Party....




On the other hand.....

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#4
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Partyy!!
Two hands, holding one guitar.
#9
Its cause this party needs beer. Beer and strippers.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#10


Just a few supplies.....

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
Rimmer! Hell yeah!

Quote by mexican_shred
^oh jesus christ . just because it has the same brand name and a remotely same name doesnt make it at all the same. its like saying a cat is like a human because its a mammal.
#13
Woo!

Add me to the collective sigs, fellas.

Not ladies. This will remain a righteous sausagefest
#14
The music:

If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#16
PARTY!!!!!! Party!!!!!!!
Quote by Vagabond21
I pull out, I hear this noise. It sounded like a trumpet, kazoo, and a fart. It felt like one of those dryers used in restrooms, on my dick. It was the largest queef known to man. I proceeded to say "Someone needs a queef muffler"
#17
Quote by webbtje
Woo!

Add me to the collective sigs, fellas.

Not ladies. This will remain a righteous sausagefest


Hmmm.... I think the rule is that you owe us a round first....
#18
Woo!

*proceeds to masterfully raise the roof*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#19
Quote by irishstang_87
Hmmm.... I think the rule is that you owe us a round first....


He's my husband, so he's on automatically

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Ach, great!

My contribution




Good buddies Bud and Budejovicky for everyone who feels like it.

Quote by webbtje
Woo!

Add me to the collective sigs, fellas.

Not ladies. This will remain a righteous sausagefest


He's She's back!
#22
Parttttaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!! Wooooooooooooohhh!!!

You only have one lifetime. USE IT!!!

The Athiest of Zeppelinism. PM The Heartbreaker to join.

We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!:UG Naked Club
#23
Pills, Weed, and beer.

We need dandruff, but I'm not looking that up at work....

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24

For the guys that like a tipple of the little stuff like Mr. Bond does.

For everyone else...
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#26

I invited a friend.
Now it's a real party.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#27
Quote by Kingyem0c0re

I invited a friend.
Now it's a real party.


Just what we needed, steroids!
#30
Soulja Boy!!!

Quote by mexican_shred
^oh jesus christ . just because it has the same brand name and a remotely same name doesnt make it at all the same. its like saying a cat is like a human because its a mammal.
#32
Quote by JaykeSucks
Weeeeee. Party party party party.
I have some tunes.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7T11haQ8IB0
It's a song pretty much written for this situation.
It's about parties.



-Jayke

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU
Much better and more appropriate song.
Quote by demoniacfashion
Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

Quote by Oasis-fanatic
they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

Quote by human panda
Appart from being on UG or wanking, thats what i mostly do
#34
Motherflipping INEBRIATOR!

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#36
Partaayyyy!!!!
Quote by ZanasCross
I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#37
Quote by flambe chicken
A Red Dwarf party? I'll bring the gazpacho soup!


I want it piping hot!

Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
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