#1
Well I figured we needed one.
If you have something you need to be doing, or just plain aren't bothered to do it, talk about it in here.

Number one on my lazy list;
Going for a dump. But I'm just not bothered.

Thats about it. Share all your stories.

And yes, this is basically a thread for me to tell everyone I wanted to take a dump but just wasn't bothered

And NO too lazy to use the search bar stories
Hurp De Durp
#4
I can't be bothered to think of anything to tell everyone I can't be bothered to do.

Bet that confused you, haha.
#5
Lazy days include of waking up at one in the afternoon, having a nice long dump, with an easy wank, getting dressed to some brutal thrash, then I make tea, watch morning telly, then make a bacon sandwich; wash the butter from my face, watch porn, watch more telly, play guitar, have supper, watch violent films, watch porn, go to sleep.

BRILLIANT.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#6
Quote by freddaahh
Lazy days include of waking up at one in the afternoon, having a nice long dump, with an easy wank, getting dressed to some brutal thrash, then I make tea, watch morning telly, then make a bacon sandwich; wash the butter from my face, watch porn, watch more telly, play guitar, have supper, watch violent films, watch porn, go to sleep.

BRILLIANT.

you watch the morning telly at 1 in the afternoon?
#7
Quote by freddaahh
BRILLIANT.

Indeed.

I'd type some more but I'm too lazy right now.

Quote by alkalineweeman
you watch the morning telly at 1 in the afternoon?

Time machine, silly.
#8
Quote by freddaahh
Lazy days include of waking up at one in the afternoon, having a nice long dump, with an easy wank, getting dressed to some brutal thrash, then I make tea, watch morning telly, then make a bacon sandwich; wash the butter from my face, watch porn, watch more telly, play guitar, have supper, watch violent films, watch porn, go to sleep.

BRILLIANT.


Wow, that's the best lazy day routine I could imagine
#9
I should be... doing nothing because oh yeah! I work evenings so I can sleep until noon and bum around all day!! ha HAH!!!

Oh yeah but this one time, I was riding with my grandma when I was about 13 years old to my house from school. She asked me to go back behind the car when we got to the house so I could read her the license plate number cause she was on her way to the DMV to get something done to it. So the whole ride I was contemplating if I really wanted to walk all around the car lol. So she said she'd by me a candy bar cause I guess she knew what was going on in my adolescently awkward mind. SO, I get the candy bar when we fill up for gas. When I come back out, my grandma says she dropped her glasses somewhere in the car. She wants me to find them. So I look around that friggin car for like 10 minutes. I was kind of dull back then, and when my grandma asked if I looked under the seats I have an 'oh yeah!' moment. The thing is these were REALLY big seats (old person car). Luckily, I happened to have purchased a king size Butterfingers. So I devised a master plan to use the Butterfinger to probe underneath these giant seats. The thing is, it had opened it. So I sat in contemplation for a few seconds. Do I use it to search, or eat? Eating would be easier. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, as it turns out, I WAS TOO LAZY TO USE THE SEARCH BAR LMAO

I can't believe I just took the time to type out the dumbest paragraph I've ever written. If you just read all of that, I'm sorry.
We're only strays.
#10
Quote by freddaahh
Lazy days include of waking up at one in the afternoon, having a nice long dump, with an easy wank, getting dressed to some brutal thrash, then I make tea, watch morning telly, then make a bacon sandwich; wash the butter from my face, watch porn, watch more telly, play guitar, have supper, watch violent films, watch porn, go to sleep.

BRILLIANT.


You sir, have a time machine.

Edit: Beaten.
#11
Quote by A-G-guitarist
Wow, that's the best lazy day routine I could imagine


Indeed it is, I've perfected it to a fine art.

Quote by alkalineweeman
you watch the morning telly at 1 in the afternoon?


Yeah, that's the morning. But it's normally Scrubs or Top Gear repeats.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#12
i dont really feel like posting in this thread right now.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#13
Quote by Zugunruhe
i dont really feel like posting in this thread right now.


Good joke.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#16
Quote by saphrax
Dave FTW!


Awww Yeahhh! I love that channel, Top Gear, QI, Have I got New For You, Whose Line Is It Anyway? Brilliant channel, brilliant. Too much Mock the Week, though, so unfunny.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#18
ive got a list of all the stuff i need to do:

1) study for my AP psychology exam coming up
2) do a 25 poem analyzed journal
3) clean/wash my car and room
4) find my remote
5) help my gf find a promdress
6) buy tickets to a black dahlia murder show
7) get the guy that's selling the tickets number first....
8) catching up on the 9 assignments i skipped in my ITGS class bc i was on UG instead of finding web articles
9) talk to my boss about the raise i was supposed to get two months ago im so lazy i dont even care enough to correct my raise....
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lmao XxGloriousxX is a genius

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You guys fail. Except for you Glorious. You win.

Once again.
Quote by Guitarfreak777
I would shoot them to death yes, but trying to aim for non-leathal, hoping they live.

which one is it Guitarfreak777?
#20
Oh i should've done my music theory today but meh whatever.. and I should've went to buy cigarettes but im sitting on my lazy ass and with my guitar at arm's reach i am not complaining
#22
ive got a long President book project thing i gotta do in a week or so. Instead i stayed home today and procrastinated. laziness pays off now