#1
hey ive got a friend whos just started smoking, yes shes a giant fail.

and she doesnt take it back into her lungs coz it 'hurts; apparently. shes just keeps it in her mouth and blows it out amost immediatly. e ven bigger fail.

and i was wandering if this would still cause her laods of damage like cancer etc.. or not as much.

enlighten me oh gods of guitar.

[edit] - try not to flame ehr too much. i actually care for her and i wat some decent answers.. then you can flame her.
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Last edited by elliott FTW at Apr 23, 2008,
#2


What a behemoth sized fail.
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#3
That's not smoking. Your friend is stupid.

EDIT: It's like she's smoking a cigar, except not savoring the flavor. Is she scene?
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#5
It can still cause cancer in the mouth, gums and the like.
Why the hell is she smoking if she doesn't even like the nicotine in her lungs?
#6
wow. she actually does it because she thinks it's cool. that's pathetic. tell her to play guitar.
#7
well some people just don't like to smoke over their longs...
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#8
LOL I don't know anybody thats picking up smoking tobacco nowadays.. This is fail.
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#10
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That's not smoking. Your friend is stupid.

EDIT: It's like she's smoking a cigar, except not savoring the flavor. Is she scene?


very. and shes doing it to be cool as well.
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#11
you can still get cancer, but your chances are lower. If she smokes cigarettes like that, then she is dumb. You only smoke cigars like that, and that's because cigars actually have a taste to them.
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#13
Well at least she can't get lung cancer this way.
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#14
S'because it's more fashioable to not bother & bash those who do. TO answer the question, yes it does. Otherwise you're just wasting your money. As others have said, it only matters not to with cigars, where the beauty of those is in the flavour. YOu can take those back, but it's like smoking a 10-pack all at once for the amount of nicotine & everything else you get inside your body. SO if she doesn;t like taking it back, get her to go on cigars... Also, a girl smoking a cigar is suprisingly .... *ahem* Interesting
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#15
Make her join UG so we can flame her for being so pathetic.
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very. and shes doing it to be cool as well.


Well tell her she's gonna have bad, bad breath, yellow teeth, her clothes will reek, her fingers will yellow a bit, she's gonna look like a fool for doing it to be cool, and it's gonna cost a lot of money.

As a former smoker, I can say there are absolutely no benefits to image at all!

Just the feel of that sweet, sweet nicotine....


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#17
stab her through the heart with a railroad spike. see if that 'hurts'..
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#18


If she doesnt take it back she is not inhaling and therefore not smoking.Your mate is trying to be cool by smoking, if I knew her I would punch her in the face.
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#19
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very. and shes doing it to be cool as well.

I called it!

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Well tell her she's gonna have bad, bad breath, yellow teeth, her clothes will reek, her fingers will yellow a bit, she's gonna look like a fool for doing it to be cool, and it's gonna cost a lot of money.

As a former smoker, I can say there are absolutely no benefits to image at all!

Just the feel of that sweet, sweet nicotine....


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+1 no one thinks it's cool, they just give you crap about how you're killing yourself all the time.

and girls call you gross/disgusting for it too
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#21
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S'because it's more fashioable to not bother & bash those who do. TO answer the question, yes it does. Otherwise you're just wasting your money. As others have said, it only matters not to with cigars, where the beauty of those is in the flavour. YOu can take those back, but it's like smoking a 10-pack all at once for the amount of nicotine & everything else you get inside your body. SO if she doesn;t like taking it back, get her to go on cigars... Also, a girl smoking a cigar is suprisingly .... *ahem* Interesting


Agreed. If I saw a chick smoking a cigar, I would be ....frightened.
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#22
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Agreed. If I saw a chick smoking a cigar, I would be ....frightened.


Really? I would be...aroused!
#25
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Is it pot or tobacco? She needs to learn how to inhale into her lungs if she wants to get high. I don't even know how to not inhale smoke into my lungs when I smoke.


I think it's cigarettes, because if anyone "smokes" pot and doesn't hale deserves to be slapped, wasting pot is horrible

And if she's smoking to be cool, that's the farthest thing from cool D:
Knock some sense into her

Buying a pack of cigarettes and not inhaling any of them is FAIL
#27
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Same here.

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Forget about her, she seems complicated. Who wants a girl who answers in riddles? I'm not the fucking sfinx.

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Woah, woah. Back the hell up.

Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#28
It doesn't hurt your lungs, she's being so very stupid, the "pain" she's feeling is the smoke going down her windpipe, hat's only a passing feeling and if she actually commits to taking it back the pain goes and you can inhale that wonderful smoke.

I started like that, just having it in my mouth because the smoke hurt, but I just committed. But everyone starts like that.
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#29
does she atleast smoke menthols? atleast shed get more of a flavor from them if she doest inhale. or tell her to smoke menthols. a mild menthol is easier on the throat and lungs than say a marb red IMO. they just take a little getting used to
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