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#1
Ok, right so a while ago i had a wank. Not epic, nothing special, just a standard wank.

About 5 minutes after i started to get this aching pain in my ass, like right in my ass. As you can imagine im not mad pleased about this.

What the fuck is it?

I understand that this thread leaves the opportunity for some fantastic gay/suprise sex/anal fingering/********* wittisisms, but (butt) i ASSure you nothing has entered (or left my ass). And no, it not an 'aching for a bumming' or whatever, just an ass pain
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#3
Like, the sphincter? Or the exterior?

Also: are you sure nothing's been going in and out?

Seriously, you ought to ask a doctor if it continues.
#5
Well, that could be prostate problems. We can proceed from 2 options:

1. I can tell you that you should go to a doctor, as you might have prostate cancer.

-or-

2. I can simply say that you're aching for a bumming.

Which one would you prefer?
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#6
did you wipe?
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#8
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Well, that could be prostate problems. We can proceed from 2 options:

1. I can tell you that you should go to a doctor, as you might have prostate cancer.

-or-

2. I can simply say that you're aching for a bumming.

Which one would you prefer?




Dude ask your doctor.
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#9
prostate cancer. wtf the prostate is a freaking gland that gives sperm a luiquid to swwim in
#11
The fact that you emphasised so much on this not being gay-related makes me think that you're secretly gay.
#13
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Dude ask your doctor.





every thread in the pit is know using these pictures
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#15
God damn I hate that Mexican pic everyone is posting...

Anyways, go to a doctor.

It could be cancer.

I have noticed that sometimes after I piss, the muscle under my wang will "cramp" and hurt like hell for a 10-20 seconds.

Explanation?
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#16
they always get you when your most distracted, poor guy
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#18
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Ok, right so a while ago i had a wank. Not epic, nothing special, just a standard wank.


How can one not sig that?
#19
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Ok, right so a while ago i had a wank. Not epic, nothing special, just a standard wank.



Define a special or "epic" wank.
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#20
Time to get out the anal probe....
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#21
...




Muscle cramp in the ass, i've got it a few times.

It's from suddenly tightening your cheeks when you have your climax and cum...after not using any movement in your ass and then suddenly flexing it.


No big.
#22
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every thread in the pit is know using these pictures

He's trying to meme it. It's the same guy in every thread. Don't encourage.

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#23
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every thread in the pit is know using these pictures



Are you serious!!? I started a NEW MEME!!!

is it okay to be proud of this...? and so far I think I'm the only one... I havn't noticed any others.

^way to kill my happiness
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#25
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Define a special or "epic" wank.

When your mom walks in, and you look her right in the eye, and keep going.
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#26
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Are you serious!!? I started a NEW MEME!!!

is it okay to be proud of this...? and so far I think I'm the only one... I havn't noticed any others.

^way to kill my happiness
You'll probably be responsible for 50 bannings within a week.

Up to you if you feel proud of it or not.

Also depends if you're one of the ban victims
#27
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You'll probably be responsible for 50 bannings within a week.

Up to you if you feel proud of it or not.

Also depends if you're one of the ban victims


Haha, have other people actually been using it? and hopefully I can get a warning at least to say to stop/stop posting as much...

Still, one of my internet goals achieved
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#28
It's probably your prostate, because I know it's in your bum and it has something to do with ejaculation. I can't really help you on that, though. I only know where things are and a bit about how they work, not how to fix them...
...

#29
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Ok, right so a while ago i had a wank. Not epic, nothing special, just a standard wank.

About 5 minutes after i started to get this aching pain in my ass, like right in my ass. As you can imagine im not mad pleased about this.

What the fuck is it?

I understand that this thread leaves the opportunity for some fantastic gay/suprise sex/anal fingering/********* wittisisms, but (butt) i ASSure you nothing has entered (or left my ass). And no, it not an 'aching for a bumming' or whatever, just an ass pain

Perhaps you need a poop?
#30
My ass is ok now, i think i pulled my ring muscle or something.

Or maybe im aching for a bumming... But i didnt think i was gay, better tell my girlfriend =(
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Yeah, if you get the shag in before she's your legal sister the incest is over turned
#31
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Haha, have other people actually been using it? and hopefully I can get a warning at least to say to stop/stop posting as much...

Still, one of my internet goals achieved
Yeah I've seen it a load of times since it's 1st appearance yesterday.
#32
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I have noticed that sometimes after I piss, the muscle under my wang will "cramp" and hurt like hell for a 10-20 seconds.


mine did the same thing... one time i came running out of the bathroom in school holding my nuts, and some dude was like what's wrong, and i just kept screamming "NUT CRAMP, NUT CRAMP!!!"

anyways, i think it's from when i tried to squeeze that last drop of pee out, and it just cramped up. I tried to stop squeezing, and it doesn't now, than GOD!
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#33
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Haha, have other people actually been using it? and hopefully I can get a warning at least to say to stop/stop posting as much...

Still, one of my internet goals achieved



You haven't started a meme. Not even close. Don't get your hopes up, because that picture is annoying as ****.
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#34
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You'll probably be responsible for 50 bannings within a week.

Up to you if you feel proud of it or not.

Also depends if you're one of the ban victims


my fail pic would be better methinks.....
#35
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Yeah I've seen it a load of times since it's 1st appearance yesterday.


I did post it many times haha..
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#36
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The fact that you emphasised so much on this not being gay-related makes me think that you're secretly gay.


you're the only person saying that with all seriousness... i think ur gay
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#37
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mine did the same thing... one time i came running out of the bathroom in school holding my nuts, and some dude was like what's wrong, and i just kept screamming "NUT CRAMP, NUT CRAMP!!!"

anyways, i think it's from when i tried to squeeze that last drop of pee out, and it just cramped up. I tried to stop squeezing, and it doesn't now, than GOD!




SIGGED MY FRIEND!

Yeah, it freaked me out. I was in the locker room bathroom and I screamed when it happened and everyone was asking what happened.

I told them nothing.
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#38
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You haven't started a meme. Not even close. Don't get your hopes up, because that picture is annoying as ****.

That's the point.
#39
Well.. if its exterior pain its problably your muscles having a spasm.

If you masturbate a lot then its problably your prostate saying "STOP"

My advice is, don't masturbate for a couple of days. and if it still hurts afterwards then go to a doc
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#40
Dude, you've got piles!
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