#1
so i am going to do track next year, when a bad thought dawned on me: when the doctors um... put there hand under your balls, could they tell if you've jacked it before??

any help appreciated.
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#3
LOL. LOL. LOL.

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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#6
Just when you thought a thread couldn't get any worse/more stupid than the Ass Pain thread currently on the front page....

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