Poll: Clowns are ...
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View poll results: Clowns are ...
Scary/Creepy.
21 46%
Misunderstood.
8 17%
Cool.
4 9%
Embarrasing
5 11%
None Of The Above.
8 17%
Voters: 46.
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#1
As you probably all know ... I despise clowns. I've had a phobia of them since the day I was born.

Feel free to discuss clowns here.
#2
clowns suck. they never give me my balloon, those ****ers!
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I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

#4
It...

nuff said

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#13
They float Billy. They float. We all float down here. You'll float too.
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That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#15
wtf is IT?
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I would have any sort of sex with any sort of animal.

#17
I'm not scared of clowns, I just think they're stupid. Although When I'm close to one I feel a little uneasiness, same as when a really drunk homeless person walks by.
#18
They could be ANYBODY behind the make-up. I don't mind it when I know who they really are. Like I can deal with Pennywise because it's the lovely Tim Curry

But otherwise.... ugh
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#21
If you hate them so much why have you opened a thread about them?
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#23
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John. Wayne. Gacy.



I hate clowns forever now
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#25
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It's to see if there are any other people like me.

Also, pictures don't scare me.



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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#27
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I did.

I'm not that worried. He's nowhere near me.


TRhe fact someone could do that though, it makes me brick
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#31
Man, my dog has a squeaky toy in our backyard by my window that he only plays with in the middle of the night. I wake in the middle of the night hearing "honk honk, honk honk" for hours on end. It sounds like a circus in my backyard. I, however, find it hilarious.
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#32
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Man, my dog has a squeaky toy in our backyard by my window that he only plays with in the middle of the night. I wake in the middle of the night hearing "honk honk, honk honk" for hours on end. It sounds like a circus in my backyard. I, however, find it hilarious.


#33
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MAD MOTHA FUCKIN CLOWN LOVE FOR LYF

are u down wit da clown?


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#34
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#36
For the most part, they're pointless and annoying.

Though there's one comedian who made a really funny song about them (which I can't find), and that justified their existence for me.
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#40
I've always feared clowns ever since I was young.

I was at the mall and I was sitting my sister whose only two years older then me. While my parents are off doing something else for a short second, I see a clown coming out of a picture taking store(you know, where you get family photos and such), for some reason, he comes right up to me, enough to smell his awful breath, and asks me in a very deep voice "What are you looking at?". He then was confronted by two police officers.

I have no idea what he did, but It's scared me for quite some time....
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
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