#1
My flatmates took my amp because I was annoying them.

So now I am on hunger strike until they give it back!

I could stand to lose some weight anyway.

(Obviously i will be drinking water!)

If I starve they will regret it!
#2
Hunger strikes are dumb. Who came up with them? For reals?


"Oh! I know! Malnutrition! That'll show those assholes!"

So dumb.
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#3
Geez, are you guys 8 or something?
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#5
What you should do is rape them in their sleep. Its the only way.
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#7
Why don't you just pay refuse to your share of the flat because you can't even do what you want in your home?
#8
You probably did something worth removing the amp for.
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#9
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Why don't you just pay refuse to your share of the flat because you can't even do what you want in your home?


Halls of Residence, so we pay rent seperatly.
#11
How about you grow a backbone and get your amp back? If they seriously wont give it back, get the police involved.
#12
sereously kik their arse! dont just let them walk all over u
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#13
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Halls of Residence, so we pay rent seperatly.


No idea what Halls of Residence is, but I'll take your word for it.

Aw that sucks.
#14
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No idea what Halls of Residence is, but I'll take your word for it.

Aw that sucks.

Student accomodation owned by the university.
#15
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No idea what Halls of Residence is, but I'll take your word for it.

Aw that sucks.


Its where you get STDs and serosis of the liver
#16
Steal it when they're sleeping?

call the cops?

don't be immature and eat?

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#17
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Its where you get STDs and serosis of the liver

You'd be cooler if you could spell "cirrhosis".
#18
Even tried going on a Reverse-Hunger Strike? Eatting as much as you can, so you become so fat and ugly that your friends feel sorry for you and give you your amp back?
#19
Quote by RyanGillam
My flatmates took my amp because I was annoying them.

So now I am on hunger strike until they give it back!

I could stand to lose some weight anyway.

(Obviously i will be drinking water!)

If I starve they will regret it!

Get some headphones for your amp and ask for it back.
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#22
wow that will deffinately work.
"hm if we dont give him his amp back we get moar food!"
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#23
I doubt they'll regret it.

If somebody starved themselves to death because I took their amp I'd quite quickly realize that if taking your amp hadn't made you kill yourself something equally stupid would have
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#24
They took your amp! Then beat their faces and their family's faces and their familys friends faces with your Guitar! That would show them - Who style. Not some pussy hunger strike.
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#27
Quote by RyanGillam
My flatmates took my amp because I was annoying them.

So now I am on hunger strike until they give it back!

I could stand to lose some weight anyway.

(Obviously i will be drinking water!)

If I starve they will regret it!




Bitch, please.
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this man is right. everything he says is right. so, stop killing people and get therapy ffs