#3
Free cybersex you mean?
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#4
I call BS.

By the 30th-ish guy, it'll be like tossing a toothpick down a hallway.
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#6
It's the hot chick from the net neutrality video! are there any more similar pics of her?

One's without the paper
#8
She's a ho. I bet she can hide footballs in her vagina.
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#9
Under the rules of contract.
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
#10
why would you wanna fu.c,k her it'd be dirty and loose you will prob get Super Aids
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#11
"Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs"
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#13
Just thought I'd share a fun fact I learned:

Lots of sex doesn't give a girl a wide, loose vagina. In fact, it's the opposite. The more sex she has, the tighter her muscles get. If she doesn't have sex a lot, the vagina will be looser.

Chew on that for a while.
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#15
Isn't that the same chick from the 90 day suicide blog?

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I call BS.

By the 30th-ish guy, it'll be like tossing a toothpick down a hallway.

Perhaps down the grand canyon.
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Just thought I'd share a fun fact I learned:

Lots of sex doesn't give a girl a wide, loose vagina. In fact, it's the opposite. The more sex she has, the tighter her muscles get. If she doesn't have sex a lot, the vagina will be looser.

Chew on that for a while.


Honestly this kind of makes sense haha. Each time you have sex it's like you're strengthening the muscles so they get stronger and tighter. very niiice
#20
"Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons"
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