#1
I was surfing the net and talking to a friend... All of a sudden, a friggin' Bible drops out of nowhere and hits me in the head. I was home alone and I've never seen this Bible before... Your thoughts Pit?
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#2
God is coming for you.
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#3
ummmm... were you on one of those porno webcam sites? if so, then go was telling you that porn is bad
*goes to watch porn*
#4
No, you just got hit with a Bible that was improperly balanced on the shelf above your PC.

Unless it hit you with significant force and your brain is now hemorrhaging, I don't see any real danger.
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#5
Wow this is quite strange. God is trying to talk to you, who knows what hes gonna say.
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#8
god's saying that UG is the devil!
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#9
gods a pedo hes spying on you
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#10
God basically told you to get your act together, or he'll fucking rape you with 1000 bibles.

Or somebody threw a bible at you.
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or he'll ****ing rape you with 1000 bibles.

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haha
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#13
After the Bible hit you on the head, I'm sure it landed on the floor. When it landed, did it open? If so, to what page? Find the 6th number on that page, add it with the 12th number on the SAME PAGE. Say that number that many times (for example, if it's 27 say 27 27 times). Now take that number and subtract it with the last number on the right hand page. If you get a negative, multiply it by -1 so as to make it a positive.

Then proceed to divide by zero.

/fail
#19
Nope. Just trading jokes with my friend from the "Jokes you'll go to Hell for telling" thread... Maybe that had something to do with it.
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#20
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Wow this is quite strange. God is trying to talk to you, who knows what hes gonna say.


I bet he'd say



But it all seriousness. Is your family at all religious.. would they happen to have a bible in the house? Maybe someone recently took it out of the shelf, you then bumped it and the book which was put back fell down on your head?
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#21
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It's not God who's after you, it's the Gideons.


For some reason that made me lol a ton!


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#22
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This is stupid and am tempted to report.

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#24
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No, you just got hit with a Bible that was improperly balanced on the shelf above your PC.

Unless it hit you with significant force and your brain is now hemorrhaging, I don't see any real danger.

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#26
God's simply doing it for teh lulz. He's always tossing heavy objects at me and sometimes fruit.


Pineapples are his favorite.
#27
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I was surfing the net and talking to a friend... All of a sudden, a friggin' Bible drops out of nowhere and hits me in the head.


For some reason this made me laugh for five minutes. I'm seriously considering sigging it, but I might just be so delirious right now that mildly funny things have become extremely funny.
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#28
God knows your touching yourself and he obviously doesn't approve of it.
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#29
Is your family religious at all? It could be your parents or maybe God IS trying to send you a message.
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