Poll: Which way do you prefer your toilet paper?
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View poll results: Which way do you prefer your toilet paper?
Over the top
55 67%
From the bottom
16 20%
I don't wipe
2 2%
toilet paper is not a norm in my country
2 2%
Just sitting upright on top of a surface
7 9%
Voters: 82.
#1
Which way do you prefer your toilet paper?

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Last edited by barb3rman at Apr 23, 2008,
#2
1.

What the f*ck is 3?
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#3
3 is not using it
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#5
1! 2 is counterintuitive.
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#8
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I see it now....

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#9
Number 2.
Haha. Get it? Number 2? Because it also means crap? Haha.
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#11
1.
Whenever someone puts toilet paper like 2, I'm compelled to switch it, even if I'm not going to use it at that moment.
#12
1
i hate it when its like #2, it annoys me
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#14
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1! 2 is counterintuitive.


If by counterintuitive you mean more mysterious, sneaky, and ninja-like, then count me in!

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#16
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And poll options are up.

Picture edited as well for fifth option.
Quote by PaperStSoapCo
Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
Last edited by barb3rman at Apr 23, 2008,
#17
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And poll options are up.
Lol, should have seen that coming
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#18
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No way. Real men really use:
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#20
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Number 2.
Haha. Get it? Number 2? Because it also means crap? Haha.


Haha! I don't get it.

And also, I have to have it over the top and I change it if it is from the bottom. It annoys me.
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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#21
Aw man, I didn't notice option 5 in the poll. That's pretty much how it is now, except it's on top of the counter in front of the toilet, facing my direction. So when I decide to grace my throne, it's just a staring contest between me and Mr. Charmin for a good 15-20 minutes until I rip a piece of him away forever and wipe it with my leftovers.


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#23
Over the top, if I go to someone's house and they've got it coming from the bottom I switch it. Why? because that's how I like it, and we all know my opinion is better than anyone else's.

Plus I can only imagine how much it must piss them off when I do it repeatedly. "ARGGH! That bastard switched the toilet paper again, now I must beat my small children mercilessly to get rid of this boiling rage!"
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#24
AHAHAHAH whos the person who put "I dont wipe" LOL!


PS i LOVE the diagrams!
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#25
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AHAHAHAH whos the person who put "I dont wipe" LOL!


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#27
hahaha ! no it wasnt though


i thought real men used leaves?
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#28
1, i cant stand it when its like 2, occasionally when im lazy ill do 5
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#29
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hahaha ! no it wasnt though


i thought real men used leaves?
In the days of old
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And toilet paper wasn't invented
You wiped your ass
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#30
ours is like 5 in our student house coz we have no roll holder

but its annoying coz it drops off the raidator and rolls all over the floor and its like "ewwww people have dribbled a little on the floor" :/
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#35
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AHAHAHAH whos the person who put "I dont wipe" LOL!


PS i LOVE the diagrams!


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Vagina's tend to be not all that great looking most of the time. It's all... flappy. Looks sloppy.

I'd have to say guy junk wins but not by much. It's like winning a beauty contest against Steve Buscemi.
#36
real men use their hands
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