#1
Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd. And Lloyd and I have been friends forever. I remember when I was little I used to build sand castles with him. Last week we baked a cake together and ate it. We also jam together on a frequent basis; he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.

Anyways, my friend told me he likes me and how do I tell him that if I was gay I would kiss him but I'm definitely not gay?

What do I do??? Oh jeez!
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Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd. And Lloyd and I have been friends forever. I remember when I was little I used to build sand castles with him. Last week we baked a cake together and ate it. We also jam together on a frequent basis; he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.

Anyways, my friend told me he likes me and how do I tell him that if I was gay I would kiss him but I'm definitely not gay?

What do I do??? Oh jeez!
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Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd. And Lloyd and I have been friends forever. I remember when I was little I used to build sand castles with him. Last week we baked a cake together and ate it. We also jam together on a frequent basis; he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.

Anyways, my friend told me he likes me and how do I tell him that if I was gay I would kiss him but I'm definitely not gay?

What do I do??? Oh jeez!
Just kiss him and get it over with.

I can tell gay innuendo when I read it:
he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.
#5
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he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me...... if I was gay I would kiss him but I'm definitely not gay?

What do I do??? Oh jeez!

uhhh ok
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#6
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Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd.

...he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.


I suspect that you aren't being serious.
#8
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Is that what you call it?


beaten to the punch...

on topic: just kiss the guy, you KNOW you want to

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Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd. And Lloyd and I have been friends forever. !


this supports my point... you know you liked that jack being plugged
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#9
He must have picked you up on his gaydar!

You're in for a bumming!

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#11
Tell him you just like him as a friend

That's the advice that I'd give if this was real.

Since it's obviously spam...

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#14
Umm...

'Hey, you're a great friend of mine and I love you like a brother. Too bad I'm not gay, cuz you might get lucky if I was'

?
Maybe it's best to leave the kiss part out. You could just be leading him on/hurting his feelings.
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Just kiss him and get it over with.

I can tell gay innuendo when I read it:

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#18
well since you referred to him as your super fabulous friend then that means youre gay also. no exceptions, just accept the fact that youre already gay and make the whole thing easier
#19
yes, yes you are gay, otherwise this

"but I'm definitely not gay?"

wouldnt be a question. kiss him
#20
Be honest, that's the best thing to do. I've had that happen and said simply that I am not into that and it won't change.

If you treat him any differently, he will feel uncomfortable, then you'd lose a great friend.
#21
Switch it up and stick your jack in his guitar.

He won't rape you if you rape him first, right?
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#22
Just let him put it in your pooper, it'll make you both happy.

But, seriously, just tell him how you "feel"
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#23
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Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd. And Lloyd and I have been friends forever. I remember when I was little I used to build sand castles with him. Last week we baked a cake together and ate it. We also jam together on a frequent basis; he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.

Anyways, my friend told me he likes me and how do I tell him that if I was gay I would kiss him but I'm definitely not gay?

What do I do??? Oh jeez!


I counted 6 gay points.

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Quote by Radio Addict
Well, I am friends with this super fabulous guy named Lloyd. And Lloyd and I have been friends forever. I remember when I was little I used to build sand castles with him. Last week we baked a cake together and ate it. We also jam together on a frequent basis; he even sticks the jack in my guitar for me.

Anyways, my friend told me he likes me and how do I tell him that if I was gay I would kiss him but I'm definitely not gay?

What do I do??? Oh jeez!


the 1st 2 bold statements and the last one do not work together, i c a probelem
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#26
yah, with calling him "super fabulous", i dont blame the guy.
cake baking...eh, sandcastles, your young, whatever.

sticks the jack in my guitar? wtf?
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#28
this has to be a joke.
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