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#1
what would be the coolest way to do it?

i work in a grocery store and so far my best idea is to take a bunch of stuff off the shelf and make a huge pyramid out of it in front of the entrance until a manager forcibly makes me stop, then i go edward norton and kick my ass and do whatever the hell else he did
#2
Do what my friend did. Go on break and never come back. Alternatively, this one guy went to take out the garbage and never came back.
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#3
Yeah maybe that then when they tell you to clean it up just leave

EDIT: Yeah if you do something like that just dont ever put it as a reference or on your job history
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#5
Man, i have a grocery store job as well, it sucks. Ppl before me have gone out for a smoke and never come back, B!tched out the manager for something pointless and used it as their excuse, Broke a bunch of stuff. Or just be cool and not a dick about it and hand in your resignation...
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#6
What ever happened to quitting normally with a letter of resignation?
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#7
if you've worked there for a while give two weeks notice
that way, if you put it on your resume, your ex-boss can say something good
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then i go edward norton and kick my ass and do whatever the hell else he did



Read the book dude, it's seriously infinitely better than the movie could ever be.
#9
Dick-slap some old woman. Thats what I'd do if I worked at a grocery store.
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#10
Open a bunch of shaving cream and write the words "I quit" on the floor in front of his office.

That, or take the marker/paint/whatever they use and write "Everything must go, 90% off sale!" on the front window and never come back.
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#11
DO NOT GET FIRED. It looks bad on your resume. And if you lie and employers find out, thats even worse.
Also, find a new job before quitting the current (if you're dependent on it).

With that out of the way, get in a huge nothing fight with your manager and tell him you quit. Be sure to comment on his good looks and tell him you're sexually attracted to him.
#12
walk up to your boss and tell him that you are quitting. give them a few days notice.

um, being a dick is not going to get you a good reference to put on your resume. and trust me, if you want a job somewhere else, its very helpful to have those.
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#15
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use the speaker thing and start yelling obscenities or something



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Haha, yeah, thats the way to do it, haha
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#17
I agree try not to get fired your next employer will call them and find out how you left when they are making their decision. Just tell them that you are putting in your two weeks notice, work your last 2 weeks, collect pay, leave. Trust me I know I have quit two jobs.
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Open a bunch of shaving cream and write the words "I quit" on the floor in front of his office.

That, or take the marker/paint/whatever they use and write "Everything must go, 90% off sale!" on the front window and never come back.

i love that idea!!!


alternatively you can have sexual intercourse with the boss's daughter and have her tell him.
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...get in a huge nothing fight with your manager and tell him you quit. Be sure to comment on his good looks and tell him you're sexually attracted to him.
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#20
My mate Liam while on the register stopped said "F$^K this" then went up to his manager threw his apren thing (spelling I know) at the manager and said "give it to someone who wants it"
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#21
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i love that idea!!!


alternatively you can have sexual intercourse with the boss's daughter and have her tell him.


If by "have her tell him" you mean "do it in front of him and film it for future reference," then yes, have her tell him.
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#22
Dude i work in a grocery store deli and that is THE WORST job you could have in one of them places.

Idk what you should do but I know I would yell at everyone I've ever had a problem with in the store until they'd cry then just leave. Probably the best release you'll ever have.
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If by "have her tell him" you mean "do it in front of him and film it for future reference," then yes, have her tell him.
thats exactly what i meant. sorry i sometimes get "have her tell him" and "do it in front of him and film it for future reference," mixed up on occasions. happens ALL THE TiMe <--- my capital i and e wont work...
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#24
Rearrange ALL the goods in the store.

I used to do that when my mom took me along to the grocery store. Must have drove the stockers crazy...
#25
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i love that idea!!!


alternatively you can have sexual intercourse with the boss's daughter and have her tell him.



yeah than put the condom you ****ed her on the manager's desk.
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what would be the coolest way to do it?

i work in a grocery store and so far my best idea is to take a bunch of stuff off the shelf and make a huge pyramid out of it in front of the entrance until a manager forcibly makes me stop, then i go edward norton and kick my ass and do whatever the hell else he did


You obviously don't understand the awe of what Edward Norton accomplished in that film.

give your boss your two weeks notice and quit.
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yeah than put the condom you ****ed her on the manager's desk.


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#28
Dance around with a boom box playing Fire by Hendrix,or the Chili Peppers version,which I prefer,in the nude.

Oh yeah,don't forget the IRL fire!
#29
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Rearrange ALL the goods in the store.

I used to do that when my mom took me along to the grocery store. Must have drove the stockers crazy...


Lmao this, Trust me I used to work in a grocery store and that really pissed me off when people did that to me
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#30
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thats exactly what i meant. sorry i sometimes get "have her tell him" and "do it in front of him and film it for future reference," mixed up on occasions. happens ALL THE TiMe <--- my capital i and e wont work...


Don't worry, it's actually among the most common typos; you're not alone.

Also, you typed a capital "e" in the word "the"
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#31
No one has said to go on a mass killing spree? Well let me. Go on a mass killing spree. Go straight to jail, do not pass go.
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#32
why quit your job?
you're not going to get into college or become a successful musician, so why quit a job that you'll be at your whole life

or just give up


*pass it on*
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Rearrange ALL the goods in the store.

I used to do that when my mom took me along to the grocery store. Must have drove the stockers crazy...


thanks a lot, that is sooooooooooo annoying especially when you gotta gay manager who has to make sure eveything is perfect when you block
#36
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why quit your job?
you're not going to get into college or become a successful musician, so why quit a job that you'll be at your whole life

or just give up


*pass it on*


^^
someone needs some teenage angst pills methinks

define successful musician? bands that cant sell 500000 plus on records have very little money, im a professional musician and i probably make more than most bandmembers in rock bands (even tho i only teach and play locally)
#37
Book three weeks of then hand in your two weeks notice
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^^
someone needs some teenage angst pills methinks

define successful musician? bands that cant sell 500000 plus on records have very little money, im a professional musician and i probably make more than most bandmembers in rock bands (even tho i only teach and play locally)


I'm in a bad mood tonight


a successful musician? someone who is able to make a living off playing music. More importantly, to me it's someone who is able to transfer their creativity successfully to their instrument and just do what they know is right, not follow anything or anyone, but their heart
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#39
Keep slipping your manager subtlety gay comments like "I think you should wear tighter trousers" and when if/when he fires you, go to your union (if you have one) or sue him and the company.
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LOL

thats the best idea i ever heard, i might do that myself if yo udont mind....
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