#1
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

Check out this news article. The stub on google news says: Oddly enough: Penis Snatchers.
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#3
Bannable pear would be epic here.

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#5
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Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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#6
Don't poke fun, guys, penis snatching is a serious problem



Damn those sorcerers and their black magick!
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#8
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this isnt funny


You're one of the people who got their genitalia touched aren't you.
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Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#9
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You're one of the people who got their genitalia touched aren't you.





so what if i am!?
#10
"Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released."

Wow.
Who knew penis-snatching was such a common thing?


EDIT: Then again, I might beat someone to death if they snatched my penis, so it's justifiable. Right?
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#11
black sorcerers stealing penises? wtf!?
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#12
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black sorcerers stealing penises? wtf!?


It's so awesome . I changed my msn name to 'STEELIN UR WEENERS WIF MA TR00 P0NX BLAK MAGIX'
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Porn is everywhere. Look around.
Porn is in the forest, in your parents bedroom, in the sea.
But most importantly, in your heart.
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#13
This would make great song lyrics
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I can see it now. "Dark Thrones and Black People".


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I pretty much wank something small and sleek.

ololololololol


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