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#3
men are better than women.. it shows.

we get paid more right?
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#4
If it is a joke, he took it really ****ing far, he was on dr. phil about this lol.
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#8
Unfortunately this is not a joke. I've seen his website before.

He put his phone number on the site so people could call him. Anyone. The only rule was no women.

So of course lots of women phoned up. Dick being the charming fellow he is recorded their messages then posted them on his site with commentation from himself explaining how each and everyone of them was a wh0re.

The guy is a sadistic **** and I hate him.
#9
I like his "get back in the kitchen woman" attitude.


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#12
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Who let that guy out of the metal forum?

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#13
I'm nearly convinced this is just some elaborate joke/marketing scheme.
#15
Even though it is presented in a sexist way I am glad to see something that counters the numerous books and "scholarly" articles that claim women are better than men.
#17
What a pusillanimous pile of pickled pig ****!


Ha, his name being Dick Masterson is just pathetic.
#18
IF you watch that video he COMPLETELY SHUT THAT WOMAN UP!
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#19
That lady on Dr. Phil got owned horribly.
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#20
It's true.

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#21
This guy is hilarious, simply cause the fact that he's so into it.

'If you hit the treadmill, you'd be at the front of that line.'
#23
Lol I love how there is a .gif right on the front page of the chick's face right after he told her she was fat. Priceless!
#24
Most possibly one of the most sexist comments/articles I have ever read or heard. Funny in a way, but not really.
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#25
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Unfortunately this is not a joke. I've seen his website before.

He put his phone number on the site so people could call him. Anyone. The only rule was no women.

So of course lots of women phoned up. Dick being the charming fellow he is recorded their messages then posted them on his site with commentation from himself explaining how each and everyone of them was a wh0re.

The guy is a sadistic **** and I hate him.

Lol...

I saw him on Dr Phil. He said he had women lining up to date him, and a woman said "I certainly wouldn't".
He replied "Trust me, if you hit the treadmill more often, you would be at the front of the line".
Everyone laughed and the woman pretended to not hear him and said "What? I didn't hear that because it was probably stupid" and then resumed her place like the bitch should.


Man she got owned.

Anywho, I agree with some of the points, but he pretty much hates women. How can they ALL be cheaters? It's men that are the unfaithful ones.
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#26
Dick Masterson...not the most masculine name out there

sounds like Dick Master's son
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#27
"To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention."

Eh idk, I ALMOST have to agree with this one. Not all women but their are ridiculous amounts of girls that pose naked now a days.
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#28
While he is a dick about it, this guy's hillarious and I give him props for that. He says what we have all thought at one point or another, and it's amusing.
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#29
I lol'ed at his reasons for why men are better than women...

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

9. Men are not sponges

8. Women are racists

7. Men live less than women

6. Men write illegibly

5. Jesus was a man

4. Men wear watches

3. Boys destroy things

2. Marriage is stupid

1. Men have penises
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#31
Why would that be a joke?
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#32
Lulz!$
Hiz Gayz@#%
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#35
6. Men write illegibly

Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a **** about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and **** so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.


#37
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That lady on Dr. Phil got owned horribly.

Yeah I cracked up laughing.

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I lol'ed at his reasons for why men are better than women...

10. Men do not have Tourette Syndrome

9. Men are not sponges

8. Women are racists

7. Men live less than women

6. Men write illegibly


5. Jesus was a man

4. Men wear watches

3. Boys destroy things

2. Marriage is stupid

1. Men have penises



He likes penis?
#38
This man is my new hero.
I don't agree with everything he says obviously, but like Zar Mulix said, we've all thought some of those things at one point or another in time.
#40
LOL.. i just watched the video...

"get on a treadmill bitch"

the look on her face = priceless mastercard commercial
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