#1
So I'm writing a 10 page paper on gun laws and I need to think of a catchy title for why there should be few laws regarding guns. Any thoughts???
Someone plunged a dagger deep into God's chest and
When he groaned it laid our entire civilization to rest
When he pulled out the dagger and marveled at the pain he could create
We stuck another in his back to seal creation's fate
#4
Guns: They Kill People
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#6
Guns Don't Kill People, Gun Laws Do.
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#8
Guns: mans best friend or mans one way ticket to death?
Originally posted by primusfan
When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.


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#9
Guns, or not?
lol

**** dude you just reminded me I have a research paper due tomorrow morning that I forgot about until just now... at 10 PM. Thanks a million man, seriously I owe you a LOT.
#12
Happiness Is A Warm Gun
Ted: [Whispering to Bill] Your stepmom is cute.
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen?
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
#13
My Story About Guns
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I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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SathiaSun for president

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#14
Guns: Because the Law Shouldn't Tell Me Whether Or Not I Can Shoot Beer Cans Off The Monkey Bars at the Local Middle School Playground
#15
Lawyers, Guns, and Money
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Saw extended blue dick,
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Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#19
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Happiness Is A Warm Gun


Indeed
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#22
Quote by Dance_of_Death
Fuck guns


it will definatly get thier attention
The paper seems to be in favour of guns over all since it says "few laws".

How bout a leaf out of Pearl Jams book?

Glorified Version of a pellet gun? Feel So Manly When Armed?
#24
Quote by Crimson Ghost
Happiness Is A Warm Gun


Definitely like this one and I'm deciding between this one and "Gun, One Small Letter Away From Fun"
Someone plunged a dagger deep into God's chest and
When he groaned it laid our entire civilization to rest
When he pulled out the dagger and marveled at the pain he could create
We stuck another in his back to seal creation's fate
#25
"Big Guns and Male Inadequacy "
aka
"Pistols Compensate for Hug Penises"
"...And I'm pretty sure what you did to my children's snowman is illegal, if not, sodomy."
-Stephen Colbert: 'The Colbert Report'
#26
Quote by BlueOyster23

"Pistols Compensate for Hug Penises"



if a penis ever tries to give me a hug, i swear im killing its owner.
#27
Quote by daytripper75
if a penis ever tries to give me a hug, i swear im killing its owner.
Wouldn't that be one impressive penis though? If you can coil it, that's impressive.
#28
Quote by freedoms_stain
Wouldn't that be one impressive penis though? If you can coil it, that's impressive.



aye, it would be impressive. that doesnt make me any more open to it hugging me though.