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#1
(I know there have been dozens of these, but they're fun)

You know I play Guitar cause I have picks in my wallet and no money.
You know I play Guitar cause I have no fingerprints on my left hand.
Why you reading this?
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I use my thumb and my johnson

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idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

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i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#3
I can't stand chairs with arm rests....
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#4
You know I play guitar, because I hunt pick gnomes down with a vengeance.

DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!
THEY DON'T LIKE IT UP 'EM!
#7
you know i play guitar cuz guitarcenter.com is like a porn site to me
my gear:
gibson les paul classic
epiphoen les paul standard
fender standard fat strat
peavey valveking 112
boss me-50
crybaby original wah
#8
i have blisters on me fingers
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#9
You know I'm a guitarist because whenever I need to tie/hang something I will accept nothing less than GHS .11s
#11
You know I'm a guitarist when I go to bed with a model and wake up with a pig.
member #3 of the Les Paul owners club, pm Waterboy799 to join

Gibson Les Paul Std Trans Amber
Gibson Les Paul Std P90 Gold top
Gibson Les Paul 1968 Custom V.O.S.
1980 Chiquita Travel Guitar
Fender 2006 Anniversary
Ashdown Fallen Angel stack.
#13
you know im a guitarist b/c i have 2 guitars, about 2 get a tube amp, and im always on this site? idk, general stuff
(Main)Gear-v
Jackson Dinky DKMGT
PRS SE Paul Allender
Peavey 6505+ 112
#14
you know i play guitar because im on this website
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He's been in the Pit so long, he's forgotten about television. His whole life is about pears, cats, Spartans and rape. So much so that the mind control tube has lost it's powers over him. It's sad really.
#15
You know I play guitar because I can say I broke a G-string without being dirty.
Livin' Easy, Livin' Free
#16
you know I play guitar because even during sex ill somehow play guitar using the girl.
Guitars
- Schecter Tempest
- Epi LP Custom
- Ovation Acoustic
- BC Rich Dagger
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Amps & Effects
- B-52 AT-100
- Girlfriend (doubles as a Tube Screamer)
- Steve Vai Bad horsie 2

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This strength is built and maintained by masturbation.
#17
Quote by jhjps
you know i play guitar cuz guitarcenter.com is like a porn site to me


best one yet.
Gear
Gibson Les Paul std faded, Godin LG
Marshall jcm900
Keeley ds1, maxon od808, boston tu500, RMC Wizard
#18
Quote by Down Shifter
you know I play guitar because even during sex ill somehow play guitar using the girl.


LMAO, air guitar? Yeah, I do that, too, haha.
#19
You know I play guitar because I have no job, no money, no girlfriend, and I live in my mother's basement.


... I think I just burned myself.

#20
Quote by jhjps
you know i play guitar cuz guitarcenter.com is like a porn site to me


Yea except for me its musiciansfriend.com

You know you're a guitar player when you check guitar forum classified ads and Craigslist looking for deals on gear daily

You know you're a guitar player when you can finger your guitar better then your girlfriend

Edit:

You know you're a guitar player when you see a beautiful old antique table by the side of the road and wonder if its big enough to build a guitar body out of
2003 Music Man Axis Pacific Blue Burst
Last edited by DSOTM80 at Apr 24, 2008,
#23
you know i play guitar because i wont spend a dime on my girlfriend, but i'll buy 600$ dollars worth of guitar equipment every time i go out, lol


and i thought this one was funny but i did not make it up,
**i am not taking credit for ths**

you know i play guitar when i see a car with racing stripes the first thing i think of is "wow they make a neck thu car?"
#24
you know u play guitar when u cant stop fingering the fretboard.

Not by me but classic:
You know u play guitar when ur girlfriend buys a g-string and you ask:"is it phosperous bronze or nickel steel wound?"
#25
you know I play guitar cause I think of playing Guitar more then I think of playing with my Gilfriend.
Member of the Jackson RR24 Owners club!

Esp Eclipse II Snow white
Fender American Standard Stratocaster
Ibanez RGA-8
Jackson RR24 Black w/yellow bevels, Limited 1/75
Yamaha FG-400A
#27
I hate anyone who's never played a guitar.
I spent nights playing a guitar.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#28
you know i play guitar cos i traded my girl friend for a PRS.
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I used to have sex with dolls.
When I was really young, though.


Like, 26 or something.

#29
i play rhythm guitar because i am lame
My Gear
Edwards E-LP-98LTC
Ibanez RG 321 MH
Jackson DK2M with tonezone
Mesa Mark III
Tech 21 Trademark 10
#30
you know I play guitar because I have spent countless hours and a crap-load of money on a hobby that I still think I suck at.
SRV R.I.P.
#31
you know i play guitar cause i always talk about it to girls to impress them..

(Dont think it really works either..)
#33
Quote by jhjps
you know i play guitar cuz guitarcenter.com is like a porn site to me


#34
you know I play guitar because ill get an rail a class from not studying in class, but still find time to play for 3 hours a day.

you know I play guitar because I work all summer just to buy a new guitar and amp and go back to school broke as hell.
#35
I know I play guitar cause I have 3 and people say I suck at it
1979 Granada Les Paul
1983 Lado Flying V
2006 Fender Stratocaster
2007 Tenson Classical
2008 Epiphone Les Paul
2008 Yamaha Pacifica
2010 Gibson Les Paul Studio
2011 Dean Z 79 Series
2011 Ibanez 12 String Acoustic
2012 Messina Classical
#37
.....I never socialize, just stay in my room, not getting laid
My cancer spot is much bigger than yours

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I get carrot skinned regularly by a electrified carrot skinning device

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I have a small penis if that counts?



^ some pretty awesome sh!t ( click )


Europeans Unite!
#38
i play guitar cause its my ****en life
Fender Strat 60th Anniv HotRoded
others

Marshall 1980 JMP 2203
Marshall JCM900 1960A Cab
Valve Jr.

VOX v847a Modded
EHX Small Clone Modded
Maxon OD-820
MXR 1978 Flanger
Digitech Whammy
TC Polytune
Custom LPB-1 Boost
#39
because I get extremely insecure around people playing guitar hero and must hate on them because I actually suck at real guitar but since I can play power chords it gives me the right to tell them to play the song for real. also I have a tiny penis and need to have some way to impress the ladies (you guys know what I'm talking about)
#40
Quote by donfeliz
because I get extremely insecure around people playing guitar hero and must hate on them because I actually suck at real guitar but since I can play power chords it gives me the right to tell them to play the song for real. also I have a tiny penis and need to have some way to impress the ladies (you guys know what I'm talking about)



If that was a joke, then that's just bad

If that was directed at the UG community, you've got alot to learn.
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