#1
Fapped over? (gotta love that word, fap)
A personal question to some, but this IS the pit, and its on the internet, so I ask of you. What is the wierdest thing you have ever fapped over?
Dont post pics, or links to other websites, rules people. Btw, there should be an Only fapping thread
EDIT: When i say "Over" i mean, what have you been looking at/ or thinking of..
Last edited by I_Am_Primus at Apr 24, 2008,
#2
You first....
As for me... I dont fap over "strange" things...

EDIT: Does between the sofa cushions count?
Not that I've done that, just wondering..


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<.<


naaaw..


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Last edited by sam b at Apr 24, 2008,
#3
strangest thing ive fapped over??... probably a Mango..
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#4
porn?
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...I started making out with her, then started doing her from behind...

I said "You're a dirty girl aren't you Steve? ****ing on the first date?"

She shot forward and my dick flopped out and she said "Who the **** is Steve?"
#8
My own mothers underwear.

Stop looking at me.

Shut up.

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>.>
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
Quote by metacarpi
My own mothers underwear.

Stop looking at me.

Shut up.

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>.>


You sick freak.

Seriously..

Ergh!

I feel sick. You had better be joking.
Sigs are overrated.
#12
Quote by dannyboy14
You sick freak.

Seriously..

Ergh!

I feel sick. You had better be joking.


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>.>

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Nah I'm kidding.....

I was wearing it while fapping......

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Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#14
Quote by metacarpi
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Nah I'm kidding.....

I was wearing it while fapping......

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>.>

<.<


haha
I don't fap over weird things. I actually can't think of anything. I want to be in on the fun. NO NOT OF YOU JACKING IT WHILE IN YOUR MOTHERS UNDERWEAR!
#15
Quote by I_Am_Primus
Ive done it over reading porn, yes i know, wierd.. It requires imagination.

+1
"-_-
Quote by andy331

and i used to hump everything in sight and i had fake sex with my styuffed animals and pretended they were the pink power ranger!
#16
Quote by fretsonfire74
haha
I don't fap over weird things. I actually can't think of anything. I want to be in on the fun. NO NOT OF YOU JACKING IT WHILE IN YOUR MOTHERS UNDERWEAR!


Don't judge me.

It was awesome underwear
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#19
Quote by Magero
Linetrap
Beat that foo's.
The best part is
I'm not even joking

Who hasnt....
#20
into a vase

while blasting Placebo

no mess ^^
Lolz
Quote by inhatredofme
made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

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take a deep beath................then stab him in the eye with a screwdriver
#21
Quote by metacarpi
Don't judge me.

It was awesome underwear


Must have been some fukin hot underwear. =p
#22
i fapped whilst reading this thread
Passion Before Fashion

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#23
Quote by ArmedForBattle
i fapped whilst reading this thread


sigged

once i firgure out how to...
Last edited by donkey the wise at Apr 24, 2008,
#24
lmao! +1
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#25
The opening of a milk carton at a house party.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#26
got it :P
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donkey the wise, very good

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Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
#27
oh god im forever immortalised in signiture form haha
Passion Before Fashion

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#29
Lois from Family Guy..........Yes, there is p0rn of her


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My cancer spot is much bigger than yours

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I get carrot skinned regularly by a electrified carrot skinning device

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I have a small penis if that counts?



^ some pretty awesome sh!t ( click )


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Last edited by human panda at Apr 24, 2008,
#30
argh some d**k at school had all this random porn on his phone. bart and lisa going at it and other sick stuff. disgusting.
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!


Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.