I know it's a squier but I can't seem to figure which one. It has the big 70s headstock I think and it looks to be olympic white with a black pickguard. I think the bridge pickup was switched but the others look like the stocks.
Ibanez RG270
Switch Wild I
Strat Copy

ProCo Rat Vintage RI
Dunlop Crybaby
Ibanez FZ7 Fuzz
Danelectro DJ-6 Phaser
it's a strat with some unusual elements.

the one on the left is a tele with soapbar pickups.
Ibanez RG5EX1
Epiphone SG-400

Line 6 Spider II 112 - 75w


Those sure are nice, and I'm not a Strat fan, although I do love the look of a maple fretboard.
Godin Freeway Classic
Ibanez Concord Acoustic
Roland Cube 30x
Zoom G2
Looks like an old Korean or Japanese (fap fap) Squier Strat.
Now it's 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It's the suede denim secret police
They have come for your un-cool niece