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#2
depends on if he new or not.

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#3
I would have sex with him too.
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#10
slap dat ho.

and the girl, too.

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#13
Fap, rape, kill?

Honestly, when has talking never been an option, or are people just stupid.

OR, break up with her?
#15
It'd probably be more her fault than his. Unless he was your friend or something then it's a bit different. But if it's just some guy then it's more her fault.
#16
i wouldn't get myself in that situation anyway, women are a waste of time... (no, im not gay) LOL
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#17
get rid of that hoe. and maybe become friends with the dude? after all you have the same taste in women
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#18
if you were in that situation then, leave the dude. he's justa lowlife.. just ****ing knock out your bitch.
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#20
cut off his penis and middle finger of the right hand swap then round then sew them back on, who's gonna cheat with him now?

as for the girl chain her up and beat her
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#21
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Truthfully, I'd be more mad at my girlfriend than the guy she was cheating with...


Agreed.
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#22
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Truthfully, I'd be more mad at my girlfriend than the guy she was cheating with...

i sumwhat agree...it kinda depends on who the guy is ive had one of my bestfriends have phone sex with my gf before and i got soo pisses off at him i made him cry and this dude is a big ass tough dude. but really it just depends on who and what.
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#23
if you were in that situation then, leave the dude. he's justa lowlife.. just punch your girlfriend in the face and dump her. lolzor
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#24
Have sex with his girlfriend/mother/sister.
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#25
Nothing to the guy, probably chuck the girl.
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#27
I would behead him and then gut her. Then I would bathe in their entrails and eat them all up and **** them out. Then I would proceed to douse my **** that was once them with gas and I would set it on fire. I would then piss on the ashes.

Yes, I have been cheated on. No.. I did not catch the *dudes* in this case. They are lucky. The bitch got her whole house destroyed. Was that immature? Yep! Do I care? Hell no.
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#28
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It's not the guy's fault its your girlfriends.

99.9% of men wouldn't lunge at a girl if they knew she had a boyfriend.



apparently I'm a part of that .1% :[
#30
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Have sex with his girlfriend/mother/sister.


Yeah, that sounds best. AND make a video, sending it to their house.


And sending it to ALL houses. Though a bit of editing would be needed just to save yourself some hassle.
#31
Wait till he gets a girlfriend, score with her.
Either that, or +1 whoever said sister.
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#34
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Have sex with his girlfriend/mother/sister.


How 'bout do a foursome with all of them.

THEN make a video and send it to him.
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#35
To the girl, just dump her and stop seeing her.
If she dosen't have enough honesty and self respect to be forward about it and break up, then she ain't enough of a "quality person" for me to waste time on her.

To the guy:
If he didn't know she had a boyfriend, then nothing, it's not his fault.
If he did know, then I'd just stop seeing him, for the same reason that I'll stop seeing the girl.

Nothing to do with anger, it's just a situation that shows you wether the person actually is a good enough person to spend your time with.
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#36
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I would behead him and then gut her. Then I would bathe in their entrails and eat them all up and **** them out. Then I would proceed to douse my **** that was once them with gas and I would set it on fire. I would then piss on the ashes.

Yes, I have been cheated on. No.. I did not catch the *dudes* in this case. They are lucky. The bitch got her whole house destroyed. Was that immature? Yep! Do I care? Hell no.


note to myself and other pit mokeys dont cheat with this guys gf
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#37
Quote by nebiru
I would behead him and then gut her. Then I would bathe in their entrails and eat them all up and **** them out. Then I would proceed to douse my **** that was once them with gas and I would set it on fire. I would then piss on the ashes.

Yes, I have been cheated on. No.. I did not catch the *dudes* in this case. They are lucky. The bitch got her whole house destroyed. Was that immature? Yep! Do I care? Hell no.


i'd call that justification. B*tch got what she deserved. lol.
#38
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Truthfully, I'd be more mad at my girlfriend than the guy she was cheating with...


Seriously. He's just trying to get some, she's the lying tart hag.

And how to deal w/ it: Falcon Punch her and hope she's pregnant.
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#39
wait til he grows up and has a family, and then murder his children and wife.
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#40
Quote by nebiru
I would behead him and then gut her. Then I would bathe in their entrails and eat them all up and **** them out. Then I would proceed to douse my **** that was once them with gas and I would set it on fire. I would then piss on the ashes.

Yes, I have been cheated on. No.. I did not catch the *dudes* in this case. They are lucky. The bitch got her whole house destroyed. Was that immature? Yep! Do I care? Hell no.


Man, you're a fucking idiot.

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i'd call that justification. B*tch got what she deserved. lol.


...Not really. The guy appears to have severe emotional problems.
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