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#1
Ok, so 1st off, this happened to my frend, not me.(lets call my frend Bob).

So, 1st off, there's this FCUCKED up girl at my school(like in the head.) who rides my frends bus(lets call her julie). She isn't special ed or anything, even though she really should be. So, anyways, she rides my frends bus. When she got onto the bus, my frends brother (let's call him Al) went "eww!" cuz hes like 11, and doesn't really know any better. So, then, she sits next to him, and makes a stranglin motion with her hands(not actually stranglin him, though). My frend told him to get away, then they pretty much randomly start yelling at each other. Then she says "well if your such a man, show me your penis!!" and he said no way, then, she asked him to do it again, and he said no. Then, that was pretty much the end of that, until, Bob comes up to me in the hallway, telling me that Julie told on him for showing her his penis!!! she told a polico officer at school, he didn't beleive her, then, she told the counseler, who called Bob in and told him to write everything down, and then she'd send it to the assistant principal, who took Julie's side. Then, I got a call from justnow, and he tells me he got suspended for 3 days, one of those days being feild day!!! now, he didn't ACTUALLY show her his penis, and hes getting punished for it, and she's getting nothing.

Now, I'm wonderin, what does the almighty pit htink of this dilema my friend is in?

EDIT: ok yall, lemme assure you that this "julie" isnt hot, i would show a pic, but i dont got one on my computer, but she is SERIOUSLY crazy, a couple weeks ago, she told evryone(including teachers) that she was a werewolf and she had powers that made her one
O god, now I fear i will hear people saying "werewolves are hot"
Last edited by guitardude34875 at Apr 24, 2008,
#3
Quote by smb
Ah well, such is life. I bet he's wishing he did flop it out now.


haha, yeah, at least then he'd have a reason!!!
#6
I didn't read a SINGLE word of that but I promise you they didn't do ''nothing.''
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#8
Quote by rickyy
I didn't read a SINGLE word of that but I promise you they didn't do ''nothing.''


actually, he didnt do anything wrong
#10
Quote by dean.guitar.man
hmm i seem to know a girl like that. is her name by any chance casey boughten


nope, sorry
#11
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Ah well, such is life. I bet he's wishing he did flop it out now.



One can't help wondering how this event would've turned out if he did...
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#14
In the name of the pit:

Stick it in her pooper...

I had to, I'm sorry

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#15
In before "rape her"

In seriousness, I suggest you get you're friend to talk to guidance at school and explain everything in even more detail then you did now and if that doesn't work, chalk it up "1 for Julie"

EDIT: Whoops, guess I was late....damn you Pit!
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#18
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Now, I'm wonderin, what does the almighty pit htink of this dilema my friend is in?
I used to think Penis threads on UG were as stupid as they could possibly be.
Judging by your OP, apparently I was wrong.
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#19
i hate when life goes like that. there really isnt anything you can do, fight all you want, you probably wont get anything other than an empty apology. (and by "you" i dont mean you
#20
wow... that WAS crazy dude
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#21
Wall of text. Didn't read it.
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#22
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Wall of text. Didn't read it.

Learning to read. You never did it.


#23
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Wall of text. Didn't read it.



thanks for posting, dickhead
#24
werewolfs are pretty hot...
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#25
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thanks for posting, dickhead

Yeah, thought I'd share.

...and dickhead? What an intellectual response.
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#27
Quote by rickyy
I didn't read a SINGLE word of that but I promise you they didn't do ''nothing.''

I wish I didnt read that whole thing... soooo confusing and the poor grammar doesn't help either. Are you in the 3rd grade or something? Geez.
#28
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I wish I didnt read that whole thing... soooo confusing and the poor grammar doesn't help either. Are you in the 3rd grade or something? Geez.


nobody else is complainin, so apparently everybody besides you could read it fine.
#29
I'm entering this thread to point out that my name is Julie.




But still, that's stupid.
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And the sidewalk bagatelles, it's like a dream
With the roar of cars and the lulling of the cafe bars,
The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine...
#30
Quote by guitardude34875
nobody else is complainin, so apparently everybody besides you could read it fine.

I found it quite hard to read as well...
sup?
#31
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I'm entering this thread to point out that my name is Julie.




But still, that's stupid.


o, sorry, thats not her real name, i just used fake names
#32
40% of rape casses are proven false, where the female made it up.

there is no penalty to this, for wasting the court's time.

i think this is the same logic that went into assuming ur friend did something that he didn't do. nothing against females im just saying, same type of thing.


maybe ur friend can get revenge legally? against the school or her.


if there is a witness he's boned tho.
#33
Quote by guitardude34875
o, sorry, thats not her real name, i just used fake names


Haha, yeah, I know. I just thought it was funny. That entire thing is ****ed up though. The sad thing is, I know girls who will do that now (10th grade) for attention.
If only summer rain would fall, on the houses and the boulevards
And the sidewalk bagatelles, it's like a dream
With the roar of cars and the lulling of the cafe bars,
The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine...
#34
Two 'first of alls'? Two 'first of alls'!

Does not compute.
#35
Quote by guitardude34875
Ok, so 1st off, this happened to my frend, not me.(lets call my frend Bob).

So, 1st off, there's this FCUCKED up girl at my school(like in the head.) who rides my frends bus(lets call her julie). She isn't special ed or anything, even though she really should be. So, anyways, she rides my frends bus. When she got onto the bus, my frends brother (let's call him Al) went "eww!" cuz hes like 11, and doesn't really know any better. So, then, she sits next to him, and makes a stranglin motion with her hands(not actually stranglin him, though). My frend told him to get away, then they pretty much randomly start yelling at each other. Then she says "well if your such a man, show me your penis!!" and he said no way, then, she asked him to do it again, and he said no. Then, that was pretty much the end of that, until, Bob comes up to me in the hallway, telling me that Julie told on him for showing her his penis!!! she told a polico officer at school, he didn't beleive her, then, she told the counseler, who called Bob in and told him to write everything down, and then she'd send it to the assistant principal, who took Julie's side. Then, I got a call from justnow, and he tells me he got suspended for 3 days, one of those days being feild day!!! now, he didn't ACTUALLY show her his penis, and hes getting punished for it, and she's getting nothing.

Now, I'm wonderin, what does the almighty pit htink of this dilema my friend is in?

EDIT: ok yall, lemme assure you that this "julie" isnt hot, i would show a pic, but i dont got one on my computer, but she is SERIOUSLY crazy, a couple weeks ago, she told evryone(including teachers) that she was a werewolf and she had powers that made her one
O god, now I fear i will hear people saying "werewolves are hot"



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#36
what's "fcucked" mean?
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#37
I love me a crazy werewolf.
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#38
My friend got suspended for four days last week for photoshopping a picture of the computer teacher into a porn scene with 5 black guys.

Unfortunately the school deleted it off his account
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#39
Quote by rickyy
I didn't read a SINGLE word of that but I promise you they didn't do ''nothing.''

actually if the story is as he says, it really sounds like he didnt do anything wrong.
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