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#1
ok guys just type headlines like the ones u see on newspaper or internet news websites of something that would devastate you. ill begin:

"Ozzy Osbourne arrested on child pornography posession" devastation.
#3
"Zombie Jesus claims three lives. Still on the loose."

Not devastating, but it would be pretty shocking.
#6
Hillary Clinton gets Democratic Nomination.

me->building->roof->jump->ground. thats the only solution.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#10
Quote by reaume140
"There is no more KFC, Watermelon or Grape Drank left on Earth!"


:O

oh noes!

fixed
#12
Quote by Zugunruhe
Hillary Clinton gets Democratic Nomination.




I second that one.
#13
(Insert favourite sport team, musician etc) All members burn to death in freak plane crash, leaving no survivors.
#14
"Trent Reznor Dies Of Sudden Heart Attack"
or
"We Just Killed Your Mother, Yes You, Go Ahead And Call Her She Won't Answer."


yaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rag Mop Do Do Duh DoDo Dedo Do!!!!!

R_A_G_G_M_O_P_P

RAGMOP
#16
"Bush gets elected for 3rd time!!!"
Quote by RU Experienced?
Now with 20 percent more Allah!!!

Quote by Borsworth
^^^


Quote by GoldenRose94

that'd be slightly creepy if i didn't find it so amusing.
#17
police now doing random garage searches for piles of dead babies.
not devastating but i would definetley have to get up off my ass and do some shoveling
#20
"Blake Schwarzenbach loved Henry Rollins so much it killed them both"
If morning's a bitch with open arms, night's a girl who's gone too far.

OMGWTFBBQ
#21
Quote by *Juno*
Worlds cannabis supply incinerated

I don't even smoke pot (yet) and that would shock/devastate me!
Though I doubt that'd be possible.

To be more on topic, I can't think of anything that would really devastate me.
Maybe I'll come up with something later
#22
Metallica to release St. Anger pt. II!
ADD MY -CORE BAND!
www.myspace.com/efakaz

GEARx
Ibanez RG2EX1
Peavey 5150 II
Avatar 2x12 w/V30'S
ISP Decimator

Quote by T Man Prime
Ok everyone, who do you think is the heaviest band? Personally I think As I Lay Dying is the heaviest
#26
"This Is The End"

I'd be pretty devastated
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
Last edited by Just Andrew at Apr 24, 2008,
#28
"Madonna gets inducted into rock n roll hall of fame AGAIN!"


...grr!
Quote by Grundy0
Never forget what really matters in life, friends and family.
Team Pale Yellow?
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Mom <3
#29
"masturbation is the main cause of cancer, in order to cure cancer, everyone must stop masturating, therefor there is no cure"
Call me Trey.
#30
Traffic Clogs Main Highway
Gunpowder Slightly Inconvenienced
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#32
Quote by Mudvayne_LP
"masturbation is the main cause of cancer, in order to cure cancer, everyone must stop masturating, therefor there is no cure"



AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
#33
Quote by Zugunruhe
Hillary Clinton gets Democratic Nomination.

me->building->roof->jump->ground. thats the only solution.

i actually would like her to get the nomination. mccain has a better chance of beating her than he does of beating obama. and besides, hillary is like the devil you know, whereas obama is the devil you dont.


anyway, my devasting headline would be
"florida has sunk into the ocean."

i live in florida, so id be pretty devastated.
#34
"Muse band breaks up"

I'd be heartbroken

Emotion = true music

Gear

Vantage 718dt-1
Epi Special II
Crate V Series 212 18w
Fuzz Factory
MXR Phase 90
#36
"Chinese Democracy finally released"
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


Quote by Bmm386

There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#37
"Matt Bellamy found dead- autopsy reveals he is actually a member of an advanced alien race from the planet Sirius-B-150!"

Hooray for Uncyclopedia!
#39
Quote by Just Andrew
"This Is The End"

I'd be pretty devastated

The next day's would be "My only friend, the end"