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07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#2
Dry output means the effect won't be in the signal when you use that jack. Wet means the signal has the effect added.

Generally you use the dry output for connecting a tuner. It's also a cheap way to run two amps at the same time.
A dwarf might hear you. What then?

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