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#1
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And before he died, Taran-Ish had scrawled upon the altar of chrysolite with coarse shaky strokes the sign of DOOM.
#3
i think its like going to sleep...you don't remember the instant you fell asleep. only it would be without waking up..basically i think you wouldnt even know you died.
#5
I think I go to the greatest rock show of all time... for eternity.
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#7
You are broken down by micro organisms etc and your body reconstituted into nutrients for those organisms. Your carbon enters the carbon cycle, your nitrogen enters the nitrogen cycle.

There is no afterlife. No heaven, no hell. Nothing. Once you are dead, thats it.
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#10
You go to a magical place full of whimsy and magic. The grass is edible and taste like candy, you get to have sex with whoever or whatever you want at anytime, and you get your very own pet dragon.
#11
Quote by Guitardude19
You are broken down by micro organisms etc and your body reconstituted into nutrients for those organisms. Your carbon enters the carbon cycle, your nitrogen enters the nitrogen cycle.


Like what he said but your soul stays in 1 particular cell in your brain and you basically get recycled.

E.g. A maggott eats you, then a bird eats the maggot etc. and eventually something pisses you out, then youre in the water cycle and someone drinks you, then you go into their sperm (if youre lucky), and you fertilize and get born all over again.

IF you're lucky though. This could take 1000s of years which is why technically there could be a possibility that Jesus is still among us

Nobody steal that, that's my own personal theory I made up (I'm only 14 )
#12
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#13
Quote by A-G-guitarist
Like what he said but your soul stays in 1 particular cell in your brain and you basically get recycled.

E.g. A maggott eats you, then a bird eats the maggot etc. and eventually something pisses you out, then youre in the water cycle and someone drinks you, then you go into their sperm (if youre lucky), and you fertilize and get born all over again.

IF you're lucky though. This could take 1000s of years which is why technically there could be a possibility that Jesus is still among us

Nobody steal that, that's my own personal theory I made up (I'm only 14 )


So, what you're saying is, anything you drink somehow gets into your sperm?

Other than that, quite a flawless theory.
#14
Quote by A-G-guitarist
Like what he said but your soul stays in 1 particular cell in your brain and you basically get recycled.

E.g. A maggott eats you, then a bird eats the maggot etc. and eventually something pisses you out, then youre in the water cycle and someone drinks you, then you go into their sperm (if youre lucky), and you fertilize and get born all over again.

IF you're lucky though. This could take 1000s of years which is why technically there could be a possibility that Jesus is still among us

Nobody steal that, that's my own personal theory I made up (I'm only 14 )


Key word there?

Although it does present an interesting case for reincarnation. However, you can't explain a constant soul because we act differently according to our experiences.
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#15
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So, what you're saying is, anything you drink somehow gets into your sperm?

Other than that, quite a flawless theory.


Remember the IF YOU'RE LUCKY part. Chances are probably 1 in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 that it'll ever happen.

Just to make sure, flawless means there's nothing wrong with it, right?
#18
Rot in a box in the ground or sit on someones shelf in a box, either way your in a box.
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#19
I dig up your body and do things to it you wouldn't allow me to when you were alive.

Realistically though, you decompose or you get incinerated.

I'm going for incineration. I feel it has more dignity than rotting.
#21
Quote by freedoms_stain
I dig up your body and do things to it you wouldn't allow me to when you were alive.

Realistically though, you decompose or you get incinerated.

I'm going for incineration. I feel it has more dignity than rotting.


Pff you and your dignity!

Id rather rot in the ground and let a maggot bore through my brain.

I like that thought....
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#22
the body dies then sleep til judgement day when God will send the sinners to hell
#23
It's like Bill Bailey said:

"You work your way through the animal kingdom back up to human form. You come back as a Gaboon Viper, then a Russells Viper, then a Pit Viper, and you think 'I'm just working my way through the Viper family here, It's gonna be 400 years before I get any legs'... Or is it quite quick? Snail - Earwig - Human. You might even get your old job back."
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Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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#24
Our brain turns off and we don't know anything, so we feel and think nothing after we die. Then our body decomposes.
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#25
When you die? You probably die.
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#26
the same thing that was happening before you were born. remember?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#27
atheism YAY! I figure with a religion thread here we would see more heaven bull**** but in the end you're dead that's it
#28
you go to fecking heaven n00b
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#29
You + ground.
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#33
Quote by Vince Noir
It's like Bill Bailey said:

"You work your way through the animal kingdom back up to human form. You come back as a Gaboon Viper, then a Russells Viper, then a Pit Viper, and you think 'I'm just working my way through the Viper family here, It's gonna be 400 years before I get any legs'... Or is it quite quick? Snail - Earwig - Human. You might even get your old job back."


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#34
man this is morbid, i hate thinking of this ****.


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#35
I have an answer other than LOL YOU GET BURIED! As much as i'd like to think there is an afterlife and you keep living after death, I think it would just be nothing. A bit depressing really.
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#36
i heard u **** yourself

expultion of remaining gas in the bowels
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made me laugh for some reason. i don't have any fetishes...you guys are just freaks or something. imagine that, freaks in the pit.

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#37
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I will never die. Dying's for gheys





But yeah, deaths just death; no afterlife.
#38
I think we wake up, in another world just like you do after a long sleep. "Life is but a dream" literally. And its another life and another dream afterwards.
#39
You rot in the ground.
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#40
Quote by A-G-guitarist
Like what he said but your soul stays in 1 particular cell in your brain and you basically get recycled.

E.g. A maggott eats you, then a bird eats the maggot etc. and eventually something pisses you out, then youre in the water cycle and someone drinks you, then you go into their sperm (if youre lucky), and you fertilize and get born all over again.

IF you're lucky though. This could take 1000s of years which is why technically there could be a possibility that Jesus is still among us

Nobody steal that, that's my own personal theory I made up (I'm only 14 )


OMG WE'RE DRINKING JEBUS!
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