#1
So my girlfriend and I will have been dating 2 years on May 1st (this coming up thursday). I need some ideas for a good and unique date... something special, ya know?

Any help would be greatly appreciated... Worst comes to worst, I suppose I could always just club her in the head, drag her back into the cave and have my way with her. haha... Just had to get my dignity back.

Thanks, all!
#2
Rape...

Naah, just kidding... We need to know what she likes to give you a good answer.
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#3
home made dinner with candle-light and roses..
maybe a present? write her a poem too. Buy some condoms you're gonna get laid...
#4
Buy loads of tea lights. Go into your back yard and lay them out so they spell something like 'I love you'. Then when night comes, invite her over, and light them all. When she arrives put on her favorite song, tell her to close her eyes, and take her upto the room above your back yard. Then tell her to open them.
#7
find somewhere that overlooks your city where no one goes. if you live near the coast find somewhere that looks out over the sea and over the town. take her up there and make sure you have a warm coat to give her. before you take her, go up there and leave her a present. then when you get there just sit with her and talk with her about how great the last two years have been, talk about the future, tell her how amazing she looks. if you can wear clothes she really likes on you, and take her out for a meal before you take her up to the place i was just talking about, but make it a surprise.

good luck!
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#8
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Put it in her butt.


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Buy her a big bottle of warming lube.


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Keep the ideas coming, peeps!
#9
rub icy hot on her?


lol, seriously, what he said sounds great.....

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Buy loads of tea lights. Go into your back yard and lay them out so they spell something like 'I love you'. Then when night comes, invite her over, and light them all. When she arrives put on her favorite song, tell her to close her eyes, and take her upto the room above your back yard. Then tell her to open them.
#10
Cook her a lobster.

Then club her into submission with it.

Drag her upstairs and have your wicked way with her
#11
Quote by j-e-f-f-e-r-s
Cook her a lobster.

Then club her into submission with it.

Drag her upstairs and have your wicked way with her


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