#1
Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself couldn't lift it?

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

My personal favorite riddle, how are procrastination and masturbation alike?
#2
*Inserts hypothetical questions about search bars*
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Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself couldn't lift it?

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

My personal favorite riddle, how are procrastination and masturbation alike?


1. yes.

2. yes.

3. yes.
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#6
3: they both feel good at the time but in the end you're still just screwing yourself.
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The day proceeds as normal.
#7
If you rape a prostitute, is it actually rape or just theft?
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#8
should murder be legal if you survey 1000 people who know the person and not a single one would care if they die?
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#9
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Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself couldn't lift it?

It depends on your definition of omnipotent, which you forgot to add in your question. Without omnipotent, it would be a for sure yes.

I would say that once he created the rock, he would gain the ability to lift it. For an instant, he would not be able to lift the rock, but after any time has taken place, he would.
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#10
Quote by slash16x
Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself couldn't lift it?

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?

My personal favorite riddle, how are procrastination and masturbation alike?

No, due to non-existence.

No, because he died before the invention of microwave amplification.

Some of the letters are the same.
#12
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head pretending he just doesn't see?
#13
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? depends how long they are. if its the m1, then just the one.
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? doves sail?
How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned? i dont think people use them enough anymore for there to be a necessity for a ban.
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky? just once, unless hes inside or blind.
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry? 2, or even 1.
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died? depends on his defintion of too many. also does he know about the deaths?
How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea? couple of hundred thousand? million maybe
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free? well i heard about a guy who was in jail for 60 years.
How many times can a man turn his head pretending he just doesn't see? depends how heartless he is
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#15
i try
2 ducks and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The rabbi enjoys a nice drink and the ducks are shooed out so that health services aren't called in.
The day proceeds as normal.
#16
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If you rape a prostitute, is it actually rape or just theft?


Wow, I'm confused now.
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#17
Can God create a searchbar so unsearchy even he cannot get garaunteed results from it?
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannon balls fly before they're forever banned?
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
How many years can a mountain exist before it's washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head pretending he just doesn't see?

Keep him out of this!
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Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself couldn't lift it?


No but Chuck Norris Could
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#22
"I've got a hypothetical question"

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#23
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Could God create a rock so heavy that he himself couldn't lift it?

why is god always referred to as he?
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