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#1
Like the title says, a guy I know detuned my guitar before a solo song at a school gig. I know who did it because a friend of mine told me after the song and handled me his guitar. When he tuned my guitar during the next song, he told me that it was between 1 and half and 2 steps down.

So, what can I do to piss him off?

I don't want too many answers like "Kill him" or "Bone his mother".

Thanks.
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Rape and give him AIDS
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#9
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Bone his father.

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shove your hand up his arse...it'll traumatize him

I agree fully with both
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#10
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shove ur hand up his arse... it'll traumatize him.

How about a penis instead.
#12
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Kill his mother than bone him.


...wait


Great.
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#14
baseball bat?
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#15
So much hate in the world... rape this, kill that, aids him/her.... what happend to good ole fashioned fun?

huh?

HUH??!

Like,
Flaming bags of dog poo on doorsteps, potato in car muffler, banging his gf, ****ting on his car, taking a baseball bat to his mailbox, SKINNING HIM ALIVE. You have to be creative.
#16
shove your guitar up his ass... better yet, shove his guitar up his ass!
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#17
rape his guitar (I'm assuming he has one if he knew how much he detuned yours)
or kill his mother and rape his dog.
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#20
Get his guitar right before he plays a gig and take out all of his strings or something.
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#21
i don't understand what the **** TS is trying to say in that post. the title is actually more informative.....keep an eye on your own ****?


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#22
well, i have to put up with immature twatbags who do that all the time. its called college...

but at school some moron tried to detune my guitar with a locking nut and broke 2 of the strings. so i had to use a different guitar which belonged to the school, and i wasn't given enough time to tune it, so i played with the damn thing about 1/4 of a step above the rest of the band. i just turned the volume down. the intonation was ****ed up anyway, so when i played the solo high up on the fretboard, 1 fret lower than i should've done, it sounded relatively ok.

what i do is call the idiot who did it a childish assbandit and then forget about it.
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#23
Rape his dog.
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#24
+1 to the baseball bat idea
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#25
rape his mother while his father watches, then kill his father in front of his dog, then eat his dog in front of his sister, then rape his sister in front of his brother, then strangle his brother while the detuner-man watches
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#26
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rape his mother while his father watches, then kill his father in front of his dog, then eat his dog in front of his sister, then rape his sister in front of his brother, then strangle his brother while the detuner-man watches


then does he rape the detuner-man or does he eat him? I'm so confused.
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#27
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then does he rape the detuner-man or does he eat him? I'm so confused.

Rape while eating.
#28
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How about a penis instead.



I highly doubt that threadstarter would want to bone his friend.. so using his hand is much more realistic...

and its simple... the only requirement is bein able to get all ur fingertips to touch each other... hell you can even hand bone them with their pants on!
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#29
If you're looking for a rational suggestion, clip all of his strings, or something slightly worse than what he did to you.
#30
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Rape while eating.


touche salesman. *nods*
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#32
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If you're looking for a rational suggestion, clip all of his strings, or something slightly worse than what he did to you.


clip his ground wire so he shocks the hell out of himself when he plays.
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#34
WHAT A GREAT AND DIRE INJUSTICE TO YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR FAMILY'S FAMILY!!!! JUSTICE MUST BE UPHELD!!!!


Seriously, though, who cares? Unless your strings are/were on the verge of snapping, and what he did nearly made them break, I can understand.

But I don't see the problem. As long as the guitar itself wasn't damaged and you little performance went well, who cares? Leave it be. Don't stoop to such low levels.
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#35
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Like the title says, a guy I know detuned my guitar before a solo song at a school gig. I know who did it because a friend of mine told me after the song and handled me his guitar. When he tuned my guitar during the next song, he told me that it was between 1 and half and 2 steps down.

So, what can I do to piss him off?

I don't want too many answers like "Kill him" or "Bone his mother".

Thanks.


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#36
Repeatedly hit him in the head with your de-tuned guitar and scream "DETUNE THIS, BITCH!1!!!111!!1"


Or be a man and walk away....
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#37
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So much hate in the world... rape this, kill that, aids him/her.... what happend to good ole fashioned fun?

huh?

HUH??!

Like,
Flaming bags of dog poo on doorsteps, potato in car muffler, banging his gf, ****ting on his car, taking a baseball bat to his mailbox, SKINNING HIM ALIVE. You have to be creative.


you could always kill his turtle...
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#38
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in the form of chili

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#39
Ask to see his homework before something really important is due in, and then screw it into a ball and eat it in front of him.

Or, like these guys said, some form of rape may be the way to go?
#40
you could always grow up, get over it, talk to him maturely, like a cool collected adult, or....


rape his turtle.
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