#1
so i was on teh internets minding my business when a guitar string fell off my desk, and lodged itself in between the metal prongs of my computer speaker plug and the outlet, sparks flew everywhere and my light went out. i was able to remove the plug without getting electrocuted but there is a dark brown spot around the outlet and the guitar string is burnt in half. So what the hell just happened and what do i do. From the looks of it the guitar string conducted a large surge of electricity which spread through it untill reaching hte end shooting sparks. i still dont know what to do tho, my light went out so something got seriously ****ed up here. Some help here? i dont know **** about electricity. my laptop has a full battery so it was unnefected.
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#4
Owned?
by a guitar string?
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that seriosly sucks though...
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#7
ask an electrician about it, just in case?

and make sure your plugs are flush with the socket in future
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#11
Does the guitar still work? Did you get a video or picture? If not, could you draw us a picture or make a series of pictures?
#12
Just fix it yourself. If you get electrocuted it shan't hurt that much.
#13
the mental image i get from that is hilarious!

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#15
If your power went out from a rogue guitar string...


...WE SHALL SHRED IN THE SHADE.
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#17
Call this man:


he knows what to do
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#18
dude the other day my brother plugged his phone charger into an extension chord when there was guitar string touching it and it melted the string to his charger it was awesome
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#19
lick your finger and then turn the computer on and stick your finger into the area that was affected by the short circuit. If nothing happens, then your comp is fine. If something does, then i guess you know your comp is ****ed.
#20
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check your fuses

ok i think we live in the 21st century...unless your from that spit of land they call engla...... say wut? so. go to your BREAKER box, and check those. make sure they are all flipped in the same direction. dont change 49 of them over when 1 is out of place, change the 1 when it is out of place. but before that, unplug everything from that curcuit, let the breaker cool and then switch it back on
#22
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#23
Check your breakers.

If none of them are tripped, then something is seriously wrong, and you should call an electrician before you do anything else.
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#24
Check your breaker box and see if it popped one if that's what it was all you have to do is flick a switch, it just went over the power use that was intented when that happened.
#25
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ok i think we live in the 21st century...unless your from that spit of land they call engla...... say wut? so. go to your BREAKER box, and check those. make sure they are all flipped in the same direction. dont change 49 of them over when 1 is out of place, change the 1 when it is out of place. but before that, unplug everything from that curcuit, let the breaker cool and then switch it back on

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#26
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...WE SHALL SHRED IN THE SHADE.


and I thought that 300 jokes were getting lame, that one was actually pretty good
#27
Holy crap this thread is old.
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#29
just jerk off!!!
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#31
make sure u put ur tongue right in the plug so u wont get electrocuted