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#1
Every1 list there funniest UG quotes!
Heres Mine

Originally Posted by Vermintide
The internet itself is not ****ed up at all.

It merely allows you to see how ****ed up some otherwise normal people actually are.
edgy meems only friendo :^)
#6
Quote by thenextkirk92
pool changing rooms. smells like hot sweaty people, chlorine and wet towels.

This one had me laughing for quite some time.
#7
See last quote in sig
Quote by powerhead
Mentallica, i think you just made my drive shank crank

Quote by beadhangingOne


You sir, are a true hero.


Quote by silversoulcage
Dude, seriously, you're an ass hole. That place where **** comes out, yea that's you man.
#9
Actually, this:
Quote by ThePeacefrog

Quote by Another bassist
Ok, well summer's coming up, and of course we're all gonna be putting on shorts to stay cool. The problem for me is, I've got hairy legs, like really hairy legs. Sometimes my teammates on football make jokes about it, they're just having some fun of course, but it gets old after a while. Also, I'm pretty sure girls don't like really hairy legs :P. My question is, what do you guys think i should do about this? I'm getting tired of all the comments, lol.



Venus razors. Unleash your inner goddess.

#10
Quote by Mental-lica
See last quote in sig

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#11
Quote by all of UG
SEARCH BAR!!!


yeah, that was hilarious. -.-

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#12
heres another that got me laffin'
Originally Posted by -Collapse-
You know you're a whore when your vag has a lost and found.
edgy meems only friendo :^)
#13
Quote by Mental-lica
See last quote in sig


That still gets me every time I see your posts. I tried to look for that kid, but I couldn't find his profile to flame away. Probably stuck on the Nu Metal forum....
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#20
Something Baboom said on AIM

"PASS THY CHICKEN LEGGINGS, I AM STRIFE WITH HUNGERY"

Which translates to

Pass you chicken pants, I'm bothered by a small country

R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#21
My sig always makes me crack up.....
Quote by Teh Forest King
A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#23
My sig!
That was being posted over and over for like 15 pages or maybe more.
GOODBYE BLUE SKY
#24
"You kids ever taken a broomstick up the ass?"

That was the first thread I remember seeing.
:
Quote by malachifivebass
you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


Quote by iamnotrabid
Quote by metdethslaythrx
Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
#25
they're called "SIGS"
Quote by carcass255
long hair is cool mate

haircuts are for people in concentration camp
#26
"I'm not racist. racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"

haha... good times

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#27
Anything containing the saga of madmaxluke and the many weeks that ensued of pedo-baiting afterwards They were some good weeks lol. And the other saga about that guy that was shagging his girlfriend then her parents found out and there was a few big arguments and stuff... That was interesting to say the least
Quote by Atomic_Assault
lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


PROUD EVERTONIAN
#28
the one about the hot butter and the video games. haha

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#31
Oh, and destroy_techno posted the funniest picture EVER, a bit ago
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R.I.P. Charles Michael "Evil Chuck" Schuldiner
B. May 13 1967 - D. December 13 2001

Quote by eggsandham2
cuz ppl hate how power metal they are cuz they think its "gay" or w.e, which is immature and dirogitory
#32
Quote by andyd93
Anything containing the saga of madmaxluke and the many weeks that ensued of pedo-baiting afterwards They were some good weeks lol. And the other saga about that guy that was shagging his girlfriend then her parents found out and there was a few big arguments and stuff... That was interesting to say the least

linkzorz?
#33
Quote by Slaytanic1993
Oh, and destroy_techno posted the funniest picture EVER, a bit ago


okay that pwns so hard
#35
My Sig.
"A guitar is the human soul, speaking with just six strings..."- Eddie Lee
Quote by webbtje
You wish. She probably thinks you're a Stalin/Hitler hybrid... Stitler
In fact, from now on, I'm going to call you Stitler.

Quote by rushmore

it's always nice to find a new reason to smile
#36
My sig! I chuckled

Gear
Gibson Les Paul Traditional
Carvin V3 and Marhall 1960A cab
2 B.C. Rich Ironbird Pro
Schecter Hellraiser 6
Boss ML-2

#37
Quote by KISSguitarist
My sig! I chuckled


Ah, I remember that thread. 'Twas brilliant
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#39
I remember some guy quoted Thomas Edison, saying "Somewhere out there, there's a sh*t-load forest of weed". Obviously it was a joke but I laughed pretty hard at that one.
#40
Quote by Woogles
Threadstarter stopped posting because he died?

Huge inside joke.
Epiphone G-400
GFS Crunchy PAF - Bridge

DigiTech Bad Monkey
iSP Decimator

New Amp Fund: Depleted
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