#1
so im writing a mock PSA for radio prod class..


were trying to "sell" a cult.

what would you say to get people in on a cult?

make sh|t up.
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make sh|t up.

Yes. That is what I would do if I had this as a piece of work.

But, you see, I don't...
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#3
come to the darkside.... we have free cookies =]
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#6
are you a troubled/confused teenager who rebels against everything in the world and hates their parents? then this cult is perfect for you! ..every teenage kid in the world would join it cause it speaks to them!
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First off, don't refer to it as a cult. Here's some advice. Research Scientology. They have it down to a goddamn science.
#12
IN THIS CULT WE ALWAYS CONTINUE MOVING TOWARD OUR DESTINATION, EVEN WHEN STANDING ON ESCALATORS. THEY ARE TOOLS FOR ACCELARATION, NOT RESTS.


WE ALSO SUPPORT CAPITALISM, LOWER CASE ARE INFERIOR.


tell em wat they wanna hear.
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First off, don't refer to it as a cult. Here's some advice. Research Scientology. They have it down to a goddamn science.


Yes.

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Pull a Fred Phelps and completely go the opposite way on something.


And yes.
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#15
the only difference between a cult and a religion is numbers. just go through some of the basic tactics that religions use.

preying on the young and unintelligent
promises of immortality
in group mentality
out group hatred
etc, etc...
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#16
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Pull a Fred Phelps and completely go the opposite way on something.



i live in Kansas!!!

lulz.. what exactly do you mean by this?
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First off, don't refer to it as a cult. Here's some advice. Research Scientology. They have it down to a goddamn science.


yeah i told my group about how it has to be like were really serious about this.

cause its just as powerful as religion.
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#18
well, you always have good punch...
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#19
tell them you will be having an open house at tghe convention center saturday night for anyone interestes in joining with free ordurves and live smooth jazz band!!! and, kool-aid and free cookies!!! then, after, if anyone decides to join, there will be an induction ceremony!!! doesn't that sound like fun?
#21
rape. kill. pillage. burn. EAT BABIES!
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#24
There are only 3 things necessary.

1. Claim to be a messiah/know when a messiah is coming

2. Some kind of premonition or prediction of the apocalypse

3. A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

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