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Welcome back man. Did you meet Jack?
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#4
i mean this is UG, so its slightly believable.

but cmon, a psych ward?
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Were there three black guys circle jerking?

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who are u?

I've been on here much longer than you, you wouldn't know me because I went in around the start of april.

I went in for almost killing myself, I had been cutting a lot and basically was ready to kill myself. Someone stopped me before I got there, so I got my parents to take me to the hospital. I stayed there for a while until I got a place in the inpatient program. It wasn't that bad, and it really helped me resolve all of my problems. I'm still working, but I feel a bit better.
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Excuse me if I'm wrong, but I always thought the Pit has been some sort of psych ward the entire time...
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I was just wondering if anyone else has been in one before. so yeah, pit go!



i have.


when i was 16/17.. (turned 17 in)

lol it was like a 5 day program but i was in there for 9.
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Excuse me if I'm wrong, but I always thought the Pit has been some sort of psych ward the entire time...


nah the pit is the OPPOSITE, it makes you crazy.

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#11
I noticed!

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i mean this is UG, so its slightly believable.

but cmon, a psych ward?

yeah, I talked to a certain UG'er through all of this, even PM'ed them from my hospital bed before going to the ward. I won't tell you who it is, but they were always there for me through this. Yeah it was alright, hospital food, talking about how you feel, doing arts and crafts, playing ping pong, it was alright I guess. It really helped me get a grip on everything.


and no there were not three black guys jerking, but there were a few chicks that wanted me in there... it was scary.

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Excuse me if I'm wrong, but I always thought the Pit has been some sort of psych ward the entire time...



oh god, you're saying this is all REAL?

crap, i have some serious body disposal to take care of.

but on a serious note, wb wizards?, i was wondering where you'd gotten to the other day. glad you've sorted yourself out a bit, you're cool. if you wanna talk to a stranger on UG about any of it, i'll listen
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WIZ?EDIT: I guess you figured out who I was talking to the entire time...






Was I supposed to shh?
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it was alright, a bit annoying having to have your bathroom unlocked so you could take a dump... that's what it was like for me. but all in all the people were friendly, and I really sorted a lot out.

and esther, you rock and I'll take that into consideration
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I've been on here much longer than you, you wouldn't know me because I went in around the start of april.

I went in for almost killing myself, I had been cutting a lot and basically was ready to kill myself. Someone stopped me before I got there, so I got my parents to take me to the hospital. I stayed there for a while until I got a place in the inpatient program. It wasn't that bad, and it really helped me resolve all of my problems. I'm still working, but I feel a bit better.

Dude that takes guts to admit to in the Pit. Kudos to you. I hope life gets better for you.
And ya I noticed your absence. But so many people just go away I figured you were another person that got bored or pissed at UG. Some others that have gone away are Hawkaluigi, Zman, Rise Against, Primus Sucks (althugh thats not necessarily a bad thing ) and lots of others. Some here for a short time some that have been members for years. I wonder what they are doing............
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Dude that takes guts to admit to in the Pit. Kudos to you. I hope life gets better for you.
And ya I noticed your absence. But so many people just go away I figured you were another person that got bored or pissed at UG. Some others that have gone away are Hawkaluigi, Zman, Rise Against, Primus Sucks (althugh thats not necessarily a bad thing ) and lots of others. Some here for a short time some that have been members for years. I wonder what they are doing............



No no my friend, i am still here! I've just been working alot lately and have hardly had the time to post, not that i did much in the first place, but still....
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don't know who you are.... but good to see you back.
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One early morning in the Spring of 2003 I awaken to my parents telling me the police were looking for me, and they wanted to lock me up in a psych ward. This all came at me way too fast, I had just got home from an impromptu day trip to Chicago, a seven hour drive one way, not two hours before hand. This trip, for a 17 year old, is a big deal, a sort of trip that makes a good coming of age story. Of course, as far as they knew, the day earlier at least, I was hanging out with a friend at his house.

It all started a week before while in between classes, I was telling some friends a few dead baby jokes, underneath a stairway where the hipsters and scene kids hung out. Whilst in the middle of a particularly hillarious joke, I feel a few drops of water land on my head, followed by and entire 20 oz bottle being emptied from a student on the stairs above.

In unusual fashion, I laughed it off. I shake off the excess water off my shoulder length hair purposely in the direction, and hitting another oncoming antagonist. He is the typical highschool football player in that region, about 5'10 260 pounds of steroid indused muscle, and never had to worry about anything like personality or intelligence. Being a starter on our consistently sub 500 football team meant that faculty and students would happily fellate you, both litterally and metaphorically.

This primate reaches into his backpack and grabs a full bottle of Dasani water and chucks it at my jaw from a distance no more that 6 feet. I was in a particularly good mood this day, and still laughed that off, even though it left quite a bruise. That was that, I thought, everyone sort of scattered afterwards, and went to their next class.

Two hours go by, and I more or less forget about the incident, when I was pulled out of class to meet with the assistant principal. He asks me to explain what happened, to which I oblige, as I was in the right. He then asks me why I was seeing the school counselor, and asked if it was alright if he talked to her about why I was there. It is about this time I lost my temper a bit, I reply in a calm manner that "it really isn't any of your ****ing buisness why I am, with ALL due respect sir." or atleast that's how I tell the story. He excuses me for the remainder of the classes so I could "cool off" and he would "deal with the" antogonists.

When I arrive home I am informed that I have been suspended indefinetly, as I was now considered a "threat" to the student body, and in particular the football team as a whole. I, of course, think the notion of me being a danger to anyone to be laughable, I am too weak to be effective at hand to hand combat, and in general too laid-back to form any sort of violent attack. I can see where they would get that notion though, as I had always been a thorn in the adminisrations side, I was very outspoken, and had a tendancy to be a bit anti status quo. To make matters worse, I had a voice around there, as I did the weekly video announcments, and had a weekly radio show.

On day three of my suspension, I was outside of my house smoking a Marlboro Red, when I see two of my buddies Brian and Jordan. They inform me that the administration had unjustly turned a blind eye on my attackers completly, and had left school in protest...plus it was a beautiful day. We are lazing around wondering what to do, when it was suggested we drive an hour to Grand Rapids, "we cannot do that." I quip. It was then suggested we go to Chicago, to which there was suprisingly no objection. Brian, who drove knew a girl there he liked and wanted to hook up with her. I leave a note saying I'm at a friends house venting, and we take off.

When we get there, I see that the girl is drop dead gorgeous. Throughout the night we both feel a certain degree of sexual tension, she suggests we relieve this tension. "You see that kid over there, he drove seven hours to see you, it wouldn't be fair to him. I understand he's kind of a douche-bag, but he's got a car, no THE car, and I'd really like a way home" I explain. Brian knew what was up, and realised he had no shot, and locked himself in his car and cried for about an hour and a half. We pack up and convince him to give us a ride home, which was still questionable at that point.

The trip home was uneventful, Brian and I made up, and Jordan was in the back seat sleeping. Other than Brian falling asleep a few times while driving, it was a nice trip. We arrive back to our small suburban town as the sun was rising, today was going to be a good day.


All I could think about while on the way to be hospitalized was the massive bruising on my neck from the night earlier. Whenever we drove into a new state that night Jordon would give me a particularly painful hickey. Jordan and I had dated a year earlier, and broke up and remained friends. She was a redheaded Irish girl with a sort of freaky side to her. She had managed to break open quite a few blood vessels while entering Indiana.

It was a rather lazy place there however, besides three or four group discussions, we were free to do what we pleased. I spent a lot of my day either watching Good Burger, which isn't too bad when you are in such a circumstance of being locked up and that is one of only two forms of entertainment, or playing ping pong. While there I became friendly with a girl named Kate, who was a year younger than me who was a cutter. Now I don't know what it was about that week, but I had some serious game with the opposite sex, such that has rarely been surpassed since. We exchanged letters and contact information, and flirted quite a bit, well as much as two could while being watched like a hawk.

During the first night, as we were all about to bunk up, I give Kate a hug, and was inturupted by a firm hand on my shoulder. I turn around and see a mid fifties nurse who was very intiminating in stature. I was 6' at the time, and was looking up to make eye contact. She escorts us into her office.

"I've been watching you two all day, don't think I haven't. You are becoming too friendly with each other, we believe, and we cannot have you sneaking out in the middle of the night to fornicate" she barked. "We will be watching your rooms like hawks tonight, and if I hear so much as chirp coming from your room it will be bad news."

That was really the only incident that I hold with any nostalgia. It was a rather uneventful week, really. When all was said and done, I don't think I really changed because of it. I won't lie, I was a mess in highschool, but who wasn't. After time a certain degree of my angst wore off. I am still in contact with Kate, and we laugh about that nurse still today. When I went home my parents say to me "The night before we had to take you away, we know why the cops couldn't find out, we found out where you really were, and we aren't happy to say the least." My hearts stops, and I am soaking in flop sweat. "We found out you were in Grand Rapids." It took quite a bit for me to hold in my relief and laughter, I was glad my co-travelers could come up with such a nice lie in such a short amount of time. To this day, five years later, they still don't know about the Chicago trip.

I read all of that and it really didn't make much sense....
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I read all of that and it really didn't make much sense....


I'm just surprised you quoted all that. meh, isn't my best work.
#25
Oh my. Did a large Native American smother you, then escape into the night?
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