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#1
Yea i think i just got tricked into going on a date with some girl i really dont like. She wants to hangout with me tomorrow and go somewhere. Help me pit! im scared! Any advice or excuses i could use if/when she calls me tomorrow? Maybe leave my phone off...


(And yes, i am expecting most of these to be "lulz r8 her family lawlz", but maybe there will be some good advice that could get me to dodge a bullet.)
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Is she hot?


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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#7
Dude, does she have a huge wang? If she does, I say go for it.

Huge dicks are hot.
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#9
Did she pull a gun on you or what?

If you don't want to go than make up an excuse...
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#11
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no

be a man!!! tough it out. just act nice but not nice enough for her to want to date you. so. yea.
#12
Tell her you have herpes of the hands and mouth, but you'll go anyways. Just go, have fun, and make a fool of yourself. Burp, fart, and be obnoxious as possible.
#14
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Dude, does she have a huge wang? If she does, I say go for it.

Huge dicks are hot.


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#16
is she a butterface? if so, bag on head, and have your fun.
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#17
turn ur phone off...next day, say, u were sick and in bed and never heard it ring....or call her after its too late and say ur battery died, and it wouldnt even charge, so you had to go out and get another one, and charge it up, and you got her missed calls once u turned it on.
#18
Hagn out with her for a lil bit, but make sure you tell her its DEF NOT a date. If that doesn't work, be extremely annoying, like use text language while speaking to her, or make bodily noises...frequently. I'm sure you can think of more. If that doesn't clinch it, then hit it and quit it.
#19
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Tell her you have herpes of the hands and mouth, but you'll go anyways. Just go, have fun, and make a fool of yourself. Burp, fart, and be obnoxious as possible.

+1
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#21
call her the night before saying you have to go visit your grandmother because its her birthday.

srsly.
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#24
Just park your car in a dark alley and pull some money out of your pocket and ask her how much this is going to be.

If she tells you... well you get laid.

If she is angry with you... date over.

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#25
tell her you have explosive diarrhea and that it ran down your leg into your shoes. that always works
#26
just say u got a girlfriend and u only wanna hang out?


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#28
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Have some fun. Do random death-metal screams.

yeah, do this. in would. but seriously, just tell her you dont wanna date her. why did you agree if you didnt want to go? dont miss her calls cuz she will think bad things of you, and if that happens, her hot friends wont talk to you cuz she will thell them "he left me over there and didnt even call" and that stuff
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#29
just make her listen to like death metal and screamo music. this works especially well if the said girl listens to rap. oh, and make sure u head bang like theres no tomorrow, that always helps the cause to
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#30
Ready?


fap.
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#31
take her to a really awkward place to be alone like a ghetto then ditch her and if she never calls back.....well thats the end of that story
#32
Yeah, just be a man and lie to her. Make up some excuse, how hard can it be?

I hooked up with this friend of a friend downtown one night. We had talked on msn and got all horny and we were going to "do stuff" when we met up. But once I met her in person..well her pictures were very misleading. We walked around awhile with her friend and her boyfriend, and then we hung out at some jungle gym thing. And I proceded to climb to the very top of the thing, like on top of the swings bars, and just sat there the rest of the time talking to them.

A couple times she was like "why don't you come down here and swing with me?" and I just said "nah, I'm good". Plus I pulled the whole "I'm tired from work" BS.

So you see? it can be done, but, it's better for you if you make an excuse that makes sure you two never get together in the first place, not as awkward.
#33
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take her to a really awkward place to be alone like a ghetto then ditch her and if she never calls back.....well thats the end of that story


Better yet, take her to a really quiet place with a lot of people like a library or a funeral home and fart.

Don't forget to blame it on her and stuff.

Oh, and call her fat.

Now that you've completely embarrassed her and obliterated her self-esteem, she is free to do your bidding.

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#34
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take her to a really awkward place to be alone like a ghetto then ditch her and if she never calls back.....well thats the end of that story


Best answer yet
#35
Ask her for a rimjob and then fart.......make sure you don't wipe when you go to the bathroom before this
#36
Phone her and tell her you can't go out because you jizzed in your eyes fapping to pictures of her mother.
Date over!
#37
1. Put nutella on the back of your leg.
2. Call her over.
3. When she arrives, grab some of the nutella.
4. Eat it.
5. Wait for her to vomit/run away
6. ????
7. PROFIT!
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#38
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#39
Tell her youll meet her in some city thats like 2000 miles away from where you live and then don't show up and shell be stuck in some city with no way back.

problem solved permanently.
#40
Break into her house and rate her family. Be sure to give them low scores to get your point across.
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