well. i think it is time that UG actually got a doc. cause yet again, i need one

#1
so. i have this big lump on the underside my foot like an airsoft BB is under there but it isnt discolored and it doesnt hurt. it just sits there. so. anyone know what it is? if no one knows, im prolly gonna cut it off in a day or two.
#4
Look, if you cut off every little bump and lump you happen to have on your body, we'd all be women by now.
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#9
...could be a wart. either way, dont cut it off. thats just about the worst thing you can do. especially if it doesn't hurt.
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go... see... a.... doctor....

i dont know about any one else, but every time i go to the doctor, im scared that they wil find something really wrong with me so. i am prolly jus gonna cut it off in a couple days. i dont wanna be limpin around while im fishing tomrrow or i would cut it off now.
#12
Swollen lymph node perhaps? I had the same problem when I got shingles.
#13
Swollen gland?

If it's hard and stays in place, go see a doctor soon since it could be a tumor.
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#14
Quote by Dee'snutz
i dont know about any one else, but every time i go to the doctor, im scared that they wil find something really wrong with me so. i am prolly jus gonna cut it off in a couple days. i dont wanna be limpin around while im fishing tomrrow or i would cut it off now.



well, they can
1. find something wrong with you, and then take care of it.
OR.
2. not know something is wrong with you and then you die horribly one night.

your choice.
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Quote by Dee'snutz
i dont know about any one else, but every time i go to the doctor, im scared that they wil find something really wrong with me so. i am prolly jus gonna cut it off in a couple days. i dont wanna be limpin around while im fishing tomrrow or i would cut it off now.


isnt that the point of the doctor? to find something wrong and fix it.......?
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Quote by Dee'snutz
i dont know about any one else, but every time i go to the doctor, im scared that they wil find something really wrong with me so. i am prolly jus gonna cut it off in a couple days. i dont wanna be limpin around while im fishing tomrrow or i would cut it off now.

That's the dumbest attitude you can have...

So you'd cut it off and pretend nothing was wrong, or find out what it actually is and get it taken care of?
#18
It could be a sixth finger dying to come out .... too bad it's not coming out on your left hand, you could have become a guitar legend.
#19
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That's the dumbest attitude you can have...

So you'd cut it off and pretend nothing was wrong, or find out what it actually is and get it taken care of?

yes.....i mean i have sewn up my friends knee with a saddle needle when he cut it with a chainsaw and that turned out quite nice. i have duck taped together some cuts of mine before. umm. so yea. i would rather cut it off and pretend it was nothing.
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Quote by Dee'snutz
i dont know about any one else, but every time i go to the doctor, im scared that they wil find something really wrong with me so. i am prolly jus gonna cut it off in a couple days. i dont wanna be limpin around while im fishing tomrrow or i would cut it off now.


C'mon guys, he makes a lot of sense.

Like, this one time, I thought that I had an infection on my foot, and I just couldn't deal with that, so rather than go to the doctor's I just cut it off. Best decision I ever made, even if I did end up with gangrene.

Similarly, this other time I got genital warts, and instead of going to the doctor...

You get the idea. Same concept.

When you don't know what's wrong, just start hacking away at yourself
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yes.....i mean i have sewn up my friends knee with a saddle needle when he cut it with a chainsaw and that turned out quite nice. i have duck taped together some cuts of mine before. umm. so yea. i would rather cut it off and pretend it was nothing.




Hmm...lets see...

the title of your thread is "well. i think it is time that UG actually got a doc. cause yet again, i need one"

Maybe it's just me...but if you need a doctor, GO SEE ONE.
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#26
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its a plantar wart they suck

ah sht the bell jus went off in my head. yea i had one when i was younger. so. do you think i should go to the foot doctor or ya think i can handle it?
#27
if it's a plantar wart, put duct tape on it. Replace as needed, should come off. But plantar warts hurt like a bitch, so I doubt it is a plantar wart.

I still think you should go to a doctor.
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#29
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if it's a plantar wart, put duct tape on it. Replace as needed, should come off. But plantar warts hurt like a bitch, so I doubt it is a plantar wart.

I still think you should go to a doctor.

how long should it take before it 'falls' off.
#30
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how long should it take before it 'falls' off.
The wart or your foot?
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i dont know about any one else, but every time i go to the doctor, im scared that they wil find something really wrong with me so. i am prolly jus gonna cut it off in a couple days. i dont wanna be limpin around while im fishing tomrrow or i would cut it off now.

if they find something really wrong with you then you can try to fix it...........