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#1
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.

Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.
#3
that's nice. want me to rub my balls on your face as your prize? the offers on the table brozef choose now or forever hold your peace.
#5
You, my friend, are a GENIUS!


Now only if I could find a masturbation simulator...
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#7
Quote by RPGoof
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.

Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.



Thank you for pointing out the blatantly obvious. GTFO
#8
Wow! You speak as if games weren't made for entertainment...
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
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#9
Half-Life 2's a game GTFO and use a real gravity gun to kill zombies


...I wish...
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#10
Quote by RPGoof
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.

Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.


Lets compare prices:

Cheap Guitar-$200

War-Enlistment in the armed forces, hellish training, and a respectable death rate, and no respawns.

Stealing a car - last time I checked, jail time, and possibly by the end of it, a preference for penises inside your bodily cavities.
#11
I kill hookers everyday. I get my money back, not to mention the incredible amounts of Ruskies I kill on a weekly basis.

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#12
Quote by natel0083
Lets compare prices:

Cheap Guitar-$200

War-Enlistment in the armed forces, hellish training, and a respectable death rate, and no respawns.

Stealing a car - last time I checked, jail time, and possibly by the end of it, a preference for penises inside your bodily cavities.



People like you make pointless arguments

Guitar Hero is made for entertainment, yes much like a guitar, so what is the difference in the end? If people are having fun and not hurting anyone else let them shred on thier lego guitars to One on expert all they want.
#13
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Ever heard of orgasm girl? lol


Nope.


Orgasm + Girl + Me = Non-existant.


Ergo, it would be a very bad simulator. Furthermore, a masturbation simulator would be something more along the lines of a sweaty, greasy hand stroking a long, hard and hairy shaft until you reach climax.

Now THAT's a man's game right there.
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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#14
Quote by RPGoof
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.

Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.


Your resoning is valid, however, I only really care when people get over obsessed with GH, and talk about it as if it's the real deal. I'm sure a soldier would get annoyed if someone was talking about how COD4 was so close to the real thing.

Not to mention, the alternatives for the other comparisons are illegal. Playing a real guitar isn't, and it's fun. I've had to deal with some very annoying conversations due to Guitar Hero, such as playing One, and having some douche yell "YEAH!! Guitar Hero!" I say "You mean Metallica." and having him respond with, "no man, Metallica sucks, Guitar Hero Rocks!"

That is why I hate guitar hero.
ALWAYS

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#15
Guitar Hero is a game that is fun, especially for parties. It's not the game's fault that the fans are retarded.
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#16
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Your resoning is valid, however, I only really care when people get over obsessed with GH, and talk about it as if it's the real deal. I'm sure a soldier would get annoyed if someone was talking about how COD4 was so close to the real thing.

Not to mention, the alternatives for the other comparisons are illegal. Playing a real guitar isn't, and it's fun. I've had to deal with some very annoying conversations due to Guitar Hero, such as playing One, and having some douche yell "YEAH!! Guitar Hero!" I say "You mean Metallica." and having him respond with, "no man, Metallica sucks, Guitar Hero Rocks!"

That is why I hate guitar hero.

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#18
Quote by RPGoof
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.

Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.

Playing guitar isn't illegal.

The thing is, people aren't upset at guitar hero, they're upset at those who think they are kickarse rockers when the pass stuff on expert, same way a soldier would be upset at someone who thinks they are top rank because they can play tactful in a game, which I think someone said before.
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#19
Quote by SG Man Forever
Your resoning is valid, however, I only really care when people get over obsessed with GH, and talk about it as if it's the real deal. I'm sure a soldier would get annoyed if someone was talking about how COD4 was so close to the real thing.

Not to mention, the alternatives for the other comparisons are illegal. Playing a real guitar isn't, and it's fun. I've had to deal with some very annoying conversations due to Guitar Hero, such as playing One, and having some douche yell "YEAH!! Guitar Hero!" I say "You mean Metallica." and having him respond with, "no man, Metallica sucks, Guitar Hero Rocks!"

That is why I hate guitar hero.

I agree I had a person come up to me and was like yeah i'm sure if I can play a song on guitar hero on expert I could easily play it on guitar. I about knocked him out. Its people like that that make me hate the game and want to hit someone.
#20
Theres no problem with the fucking game itself. Its the morons who go around bragging about how good they are at pushing 5 buttons on a piece of hollow plastic that piss us off.

Quote by RPGoof
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.

Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.


Call of Duty 4: Last time I checked shooting people wasnt legal
GTA: Last time I checked, everything involved in this game is illegal.

Playing guitar: LEGAL.
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#21
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Guitar Hero is a game that is fun, especially for parties. It's not the game's fault that the fans are retarded.

Quoted For Truth. Don't hate the game, hate the playa.
#22
Quote by RPGoof
Guitar Hero is a game. GTFO and go play a real guitar.
Now apply this concept to another video game.
Call of Duty 4 is a game. GTFO and go shoot real Russians.
Grand Theft Auto is a game. GTFO and go steal real cars.


Make sense? Games are simulations for people who don't feel doing the real thing.



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#25
Two More:

Civilization 4: GTFO and and start your own Civilization
Sims 2: GTFO and get a life
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#26
Quote by daeqwon10000
Thank you for pointing out the blatantly obvious. GTFO

He could either GTFO, or play a simulation of GTFO if he's too lazy to GTFO
#28
World of Warcraft: GTFO and make your own Night Elf Mohawk
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#32
Minesweeper is just a game. GTFO and explore the borders of Guantanamo!
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#34
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#35
GH is a GAME, it is not a substitute for real guitar, even though playing a real guitar is far better than playing a plastic one.
Got a question about Baritone guitars? Feel free to PM me.

Thanks to UG, I converted from Metalcore to some "real" Metal.
#36
Bioshock: GTFO and go ride a plane over the ocean while it explodes and be the only survivor then swim to an obvious structure with creepy doors and go inside to find out your whole life is a lie and find your truth destiny to save or kill a bunch of kids to either take over the world or give a bunch girls that you have raped a chance at life after dealing some guy who says he created you.


Ok will do


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#37
This is a dumb thread, i do both. GH is cool with friends who can't play guitar, and real guitar is for badasses.
#38
Quote by qstionauthority
This is a dumb thread, i do both. GH is cool with friends who can't play guitar, and real guitar is for badasses.

I think Guitar Hero is cool too, this thread is just for the haters
#39
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I think Guitar Hero is cool too, this thread is just for the haters

Why the hell would you want to perpetuate hate?
#40
When did UG become so GH supportive? Seriously, a year ago if I'd started a thread saying "yo I tried out GH, it's not bad" I'd have gotten a red hot stickied thread of abuse.
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