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#1
thats right fellas were talking about boners. how do you get rid of them? what are some true and tested methods of boner removal? do you bite your lip very hard and think of fat chicks? i do that. anyways REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!!!!
#2
just relax. dont tense up. and try to think of something else. go read a book (pref not a p0rn mag)
#5
Use it. It'll go away.


... for a while.
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there was an instructional video about NRB's on Attack Of The Show a few weeks ago.
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#10
you see rubbing one out is good when you've got no where to go. but lets say your teacher has just called you up. what do you do then? should i just like try tucking it in or be like "oh thats just my way of saying HELLO WORLD!!"
#11
I just sit it out. For some reason I get em bad in class.... I don't really care though. Just don't wear tight pants, or loose pants with boxers. I wear briefs from time to time and they keep stuff at bay pretty well, but I prefer going commando.

It gets kinda hard some times....
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#12
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I do that too because I saw a guy do it on the movie Bubbleboy
#13
start thinking of a stressful situation like if you stood up and all the girls laughed at your boner cause it was tiny and then the teacher came and bent it to a right angle
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you see rubbing one out is good when you've got no where to go. but lets say your teacher has just called you up. what do you do then? should i just like try tucking it in or be like "oh thats just my way of saying HELLO WORLD!!"


just explain to your teacher / classmates that you have a massive erection they will understand
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I just sit it out. For some reason I get em bad in class.... I don't really care though. Just don't wear tight pants, or loose pants with boxers. I wear briefs from time to time and they keep stuff at bay pretty well, but I prefer going commando.

It gets kinda hard some times....


I wear tight pants, and I get 'em real bad in class too.

A chick saw my package through my pants yesterday, and I didn't even have a boner , it was kind of funny.
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you see rubbing one out is good when you've got no where to go. but lets say your teacher has just called you up. what do you do then? should i just like try tucking it in or be like "oh thats just my way of saying HELLO WORLD!!"

if your big then really show it off if your small then no1 probably likes you neways so just take the insults
#19
I just think about my grandmother's saggy tits.

It doesn't really help get rid of it. Now that I think about it... It's kind of hot.
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#20
just make sure your doing something
walk around, talking to people your uncomfortable around, like some random old guy on the street i imagine would work
just be doing something and try not to be using your imagination
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#21
I tend to think of Mother Teresa when I want a hard on to go away. Or Mr. Rogers.
#22
So....when you get a boner...you think of Mother Theresa and Mr. Rogers...

What the hell is the matter with you...
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#23
Thinking about fat chicks just gets me going even more. I like dem der chubby girlz!
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#24
I say 'Get the **** out of my life! I hate you!' and that usually makes it sad and it goes limp for a while before I feel bad and apologize.
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#25
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just explain to your teacher / classmates that you have a massive erection they will understand



LOL
#26
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there was an instructional video about NRB's on Attack Of The Show a few weeks ago.



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#28
My friend told me he thinks about Margaret Thatcher.
I'm not sure if that's to get rid of it though.
#29
Trap it in between your boxers and your belly and pull your shirt/pants over it to hide your bellend. Honestly, it works better than anything else I've tried.


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#30
If I have a pocket rocket I go all-in, and then maybe I lose all my money or I win big time. After that my pocket rocket is gone.


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#33
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thats right fellas were talking about boners. how do you get rid of them? what are some true and tested methods of boner removal? do you bite your lip very hard and think of fat chicks? i do that. anyways REVEAL YOUR SECRETS HERE!!!!


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#34
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I just think about my grandmother's saggy tits.

It doesn't really help get rid of it. Now that I think about it... It's kind of hot.



I concur, your grandmother's saggy tits are hot.
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#35
Flex every muscle in your body, the blood rushes to them and away from your dick
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#36
I usually just imagine my dick being mangled by an Aztec warrior. Works everytime.
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I usually just imagine my dick being mangled by an Aztec warrior. Works everytime.


Just out of suspiscion. Why Aztec?
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#38
wear a hoodie/jacket. their so big that they'll cover your boner and no one will ever know! worked for me for the past 4 years.
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#39
Just point it up, if you're not wearing an extremely short shirt no one will even notice
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Just point it up, if you're not wearing an extremely short shirt no one will even notice


i do that!!!
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