#1
Well, I'm going to a few metal concerts in the next few months, and I want to look like a metalhead. You know how they look right?

Well, the thing is all my clothes are... Not metal. And (never start your sentences with "and") and I don't want to get lynched by a mob of angry metalheads.

So, what should I wear?

My friend said he would lend me his vest (which has patches and whatnot), and my dad (70s/80s guy) said I should go out and buy some tight jeans, and just wear some runners.

I think a band shirt would round out nicely too, maybe something like Sabbath.

Any ideas? If you think I'm gay for doing this, too bad damn it. I don't wanna go to a Priest/Testament concert wearing a dress shirt and khakis.
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#2
Bring a sword and no one will mess with you for what you're wearing.
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#3
Wear a Linkin Park shirt.

You'll be the life of the party.
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#4
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Bring a sword and no one will mess with you for what you're wearing.


Haw haw haw. That's so funny.

Last concert I went to, some douche called me gay because I was wearing shorts, and a polo shirt.

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You'll be the life of the party.


I know what real metal is.

I just don't want to look like I do on a daily basis. If you saw me, you'd think I was a prep, or one of those dudes that listens to Kanye West, or indie rock.
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#6
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I wear a t-shirt and jeans to shows. Why's it matter?

Just do this....

...or bring a sword.
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#7
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I wear a t-shirt and jeans to shows. Why's it matter?


Because I can't pull it off. Seriously.
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#9
when in doubt, dress as a pirate and act so hardcore that no one will question it
#11
You do own a pair of jeans, don't you? Wear those plus a black tee with a well known band on it. Target and walmart near me sell AC/DC shirts for like 5 bucks.
#12
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Haw haw haw. That's so funny.

Last concert I went to, some douche called me gay because I was wearing shorts, and a polo shirt.


I know what real metal is.

I just don't want to look like I do on a daily basis. If you saw me, you'd think I was a prep, or one of those dudes that listens to Kanye West, or indie rock.


I was just taking the piss. I for sure don't dress like a metalhead. Then again, I wouldn't consider myself a metalhead either. I'm more of an everythinghead.

Just dress like a normal person.

Not many br00talz kids will be going to Priest anyways. Most of the people there will most likely be over 20 and will not care what you wear.


It's not like you're going to Mayhem or Behemoth or something.
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#14
how can you not pull that off , tshirt and jeans is pretty much the most simple pairing of clothes you can find
#16
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I wear a t-shirt and jeans to shows. Why's it matter?


Because I want to look like...



and I look like one of these douches

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#17
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Because I want to look like...



and I look like one of these douches



The expressions on their faces is priceless.

Anyways all you need is some torn jeans and a band tee.

That will set you back all of $30.
#19
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Because I want to look like...



and I look like one of these douches



I don't know, that guy on the left has some pretty metal 'chops
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#20
Just wear jeans and a band t-shirt nobody's gonna care
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#21
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Because I want to look like...



and I look like one of these douches



You could look like this...



Now who's gonna mess with a guy with a sword???
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#23
Look, without going too far your best bet is jeans and a black band tshirt. Simple, and (hopefully) cheap.
#25
If you wear a Opeth, Bodom, or some brutal as hell shirt, no one will mess with you...that and side burns. You don't need pants, just a badass shirt and sideburns
#27
You're lame.

I go to metal shows dressed like a ****in' hippie and get my ass destroyed. That's half the fun of metal, it doesn't matter if you are a metalhead.

So dress how you want.
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#28
dude clothes shouldn't matter. after all it should only be about the music. still if you don't want anyone to mess with you just wear jeans and a band shirt of some deathcore band like Job For a Cowboy or something. oh yeah and get a carabiner and put like 80 keys on it to complete the look. for maximum effect get a really intimidating temporary tattoo preferably with something like skulls or flames on it.