There is a calf in my back yard...seriously (pics will be up shortly)

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#1
My dad brought it from our ranch because it's mother died so we are going to nurse it back to health for a few weeks. Any ideas on what to name it? Its a female btw


EDIT: This is a bad pic but ill get some better ones tommorow
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#3
Grandmaster Penis - Ruler of all things Dairy.
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#4
Name it your mother.


That way, when you eat it and someone's like 'what are you eating?', you can be like, 'I'm eating your mother' and stuff...


o.O


O.o
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#5
I hear ya man, I have a hamstring in my back yard.


HEY-OH!
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#7
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Miltank!


Hell yeah. Pokemon name ftw. Seriously though name it Gertrude because thats an old person name and nothing better than an old person name.
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#8
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I hear ya man, I have a hamstring in my back yard.


HEY-OH!


You bastard!

You stole my joke!


Oh, and +1 to naming it Miltank.

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#11
Also I just must say this. You may have a calf in your yard but there is a snake in my boots.....
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#12
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Also I just must say this. You may have a calf in your yard but there is a snake in my boots.....


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#13
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I hear ya man, I have a hamstring in my back yard.


HEY-OH!

I lol'd.
#15
I was really counting on it just being a completely random cow in your back yard for no reason.
Damn.

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#16
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#17
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I was really counting on it just being a completely random cow in your back yard for no reason.
Damn.

me too

Damn.
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#18
+1 for miltank. thats sick
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#20
Name him


Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Just in case he's from New Zealand... Thats an actual place.... Look it up. Call him Tommy for short.
#21
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Name him


Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Just in case he's from New Zealand... Thats an actual place.... Look it up. Call him Tommy for short.


I heard you can dance your way there from Old Zealand.


(Highfive for anyone who gets the reference.)
#22
Miltank FTW. Possibly even dye its hair pink. You could have the most badass calf in the whole nation.
#23
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!!!!!!!


That's what I'm naming my band or an album. It's between that and Gigantonormousaurus.
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#24
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I heard you can dance your way there from Old Zealand.


(Highfive for anyone who gets the reference.)


You're so funny JD!
#26
Name it dinner.
ALWAYS

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IVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY,



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#27
Name her T-Bone. I live on a cattle farm, and my mom insists on naming most of the calfs, especially the heifers that we might have around for a while.
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#29
SOMEONES CALF IS IN YOUR BACKYARD??? EVERYONE ****ING RUN THERES A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE


But seriously this thread even the topic is about as exciting as something not very exciting at all.
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#31
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#33
I've got about 500 calves in my back yard... it gets hard to remember the names after the first 50 or so, so I just gave up. They all start to look the same when you live on a dairy.
#34
Soo... where the f*ck are the pictures?

Oh, and name it Destructo. Just for the hell of it.
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#35
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Name it your mother.


That way, when you eat it and someone's like 'what are you eating?', you can be like, 'I'm eating your mother' and stuff...


o.O


O.o
"JIMMY! Go milk your mother!"

lololol i'm funneh
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#36
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"JIMMY! Go milk your mother!"

lololol i'm funneh


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#37
How about naming it....Mel?
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#38
so....pics?
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#39
Name it My Pig, My Chicken


That way you can be like 'oh, this is my cow, My Pig My Chicken'


then people will be like
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