What is the weirdest thing that has happened to you in the last 2 days?

#2
i was raped by an orangutan.
If we're never together, if I'm never back again, well i swear to God that I'll love you forever. Evelyn, I'm not coming home tonight.
#4
I had a bowel movement in class.
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This man is cool in my book. He apparently likes boobs as much as me.
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as does that one.
+1
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+100
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yeah ill +1 that one.

i smell a hate thread brewing!
#6
Man one day, I woke up in this weird room and I was dressed up as Goldylocks. All of a sudden, some fat man in a wolf suit jumps out of nowhere and proceeds to obliterate my anal cavity while drinking the blood of a vigin sheep.


Talk about a weird week.
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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#7
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Man one day, I woke up in this weird room and I was dressed up as Goldylocks. All of a sudden, some fat man in a wolf suit jumps out of nowhere and proceeds to obliterate my anal cavity while drinking the blood of a vigin sheep.


Talk about a weird week.



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#8
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Man one day, I woke up in this weird room and I was dressed up as Goldylocks. All of a sudden, some fat man in a wolf suit jumps out of nowhere and proceeds to obliterate my anal cavity while drinking the blood of a vigin sheep.


Talk about a weird week.

Dude, I just came blood.
#9
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Sadly it's always like that.
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This man is cool in my book. He apparently likes boobs as much as me.
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as does that one.
+1
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+100
Quote by Lamrick21
yeah ill +1 that one.

i smell a hate thread brewing!
#10
I ran into a girl I used to be in band with?
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories
#13
yesterday at a jfac show in between bands they started playing dance music. i me and 2 other friends dry humped my other friend. then 5-6 other ppl came over and started humping us.
it was reall werid
#15
Karma in my favor.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
I won a free ipod in a contest. First time I've ever won anything off teh interwebz.
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Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
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#18
i was flipping through a bunch of pornos on this one site and i kept clicking next trying to find a good one and this certain porn just popped up in my head and i was thinking that i wish i had it and waddaya know it was right there on the next page.

and then *fap* *fap* *fap* it was great
#19
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I got AIDs.

You make it sound so negative, how come you cant be HIV positive?
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#20
Come to think of it, I've somehow managed not to fap in 24 hours.
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why didnt you just play like crap?
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Awe, so cute...

How old are you?



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Old enough to yell rape.