#1
i saw this a long time ago and thought it was pretty funny.

1. if it isn't in E Minor it isn't a rock song
2. pentatonics or die!
3. having a top hat does not make you play Sweet Child 'O Mine perfectly
4. only buy cool looking guitars
5. only ever use Les Paul's
6. always release a signature model and never use it
7. you must own 10 or more of the following: every marshall amp in existance, gold top les paul, 1957 flying V, 1960 strat, vintage telecaster.
8. you must be photographed with above equipment
9. in every photo you must be stoned, drunk or both
10. your lead singer must be a egomaniacal power hungry jerk
11. if it isn't in E Minor it isn't a rock song
12. leather pants are a must
13. all songs must include: drugs, sex, bitching about being a junkie, and nonsensical ranting
14. your guitar must be slung so low it is impossible to play
15. your anthems can only be about drinking and drugs
16. if it isn't in E Minor it isn't a rock song
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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#3
Slash piss-take, anyone? Still, it got a giggle. May I suggest 2 more to add at the top
1: you do not talk about rock music
2: you DO NOT TALK about rock music!
and at the end...
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#6
i know i have just finished reading slash's autobiography, and i got reminded of this.

lets extemd this list people how big can we go?
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#7
Always leave a healthy gap between the 2nd and third studio albums you release. 13-14 years perhaps.
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#8
Guns 'n' Roses

You must have some questionable hair-styles over the years.

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#10
if it isn't in E minor, it has to be in G major, so you can use the same goddamn pentatonic box.

friggin' guns 'n' roses.
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#11
One's second album must be influenced by dance or some other dying genre.
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#12
If you forget which song your playing next, jamming for 15 minutes to the Godfather theme tune is acceptable.
#13
updated list

1. if it isn't in E Minor it isn't a rock song
2. pentatonics or die!
3. having a top hat does not make you play Sweet Child 'O Mine perfectly
4. only buy cool looking guitars
5. only ever use Les Paul's
6. always release a signature model and never use it
7. you must own 10 or more of the following: every marshall amp in existance, gold top les paul, 1957 flying V, 1960 strat, vintage telecaster.
8. you must be photographed with above equipment
9. in every photo you must be stoned, drunk or both
10. your lead singer must be a egomaniacal power hungry jerk
11. if it isn't in E Minor it isn't a rock song
12. leather pants are a must
13. all songs must include: drugs, sex, bitching about being a junkie, and nonsensical ranting
14. your guitar must be slung so low it is impossible to play
15. your anthems can only be about drinking and drugs
16. if it isn't in E Minor it isn't a rock song
17. Always leave a healthy gap between the 2nd and third studio albums you release. 13-14 years perhaps.
18. You must have some questionable hair-styles over the years.
19. if it isn't in E minor, it has to be in G major, so you can use the same goddamn pentatonic box.
20. One's second album must be influenced by dance or some other dying genre.
21. If you forget which song your playing next, jamming for 15 minutes to the Godfather theme tune is acceptable.
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Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#14
my first impression was this sucks because lots of rock is in A minor as well but soon realized the soul purpose of this was to have a go at guns n roses which is something i can appreciate
#16
hahaha
if everyone followed this rock would be so fuucking boringgggg
vegans do it betterrr