#1
His bus was parked outside my flat for 15 minutes with Aretha Franklin - Respect on a Loop.

No way am I voting him as mayor now!
#2
Firebomb it. Simple.
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can't stand public showers
and yes i do have a small penis



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people in public showers make fun of my big dick


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i would if pee pee was bigger


#3
Relationship thread.
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#7
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Relationship thread.



Dear god, another thread pwned sideways by Kensai
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#9
Boris Johnson FTW
Happy, lost and still unaware.
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I gave my brother a hand job. It was weird at first. It was weirder after.

Fender '72 Telecaster Deluxe & Epiphone ES-335 "Dot"
Laney VC15 + Ibanez TS808

I Don't Play Metal.