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#1
It can be an extravagant lie or a small lie. You could lie about your personality, your lifestyle, your mood, whatever. I'm sure there will be a lot of bitter atheists or agnostics and so on who will pop in and say "God exists," and then feel all cool and argumentative, but take it to the religion thread, 'kay?

All right, here I go.

I love avocados. They most certainly do not taste like some sort of horrible mushy vegetable paste.
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#4
God exists.

And he's a vegetarian.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#8
This thread will definitely not get closed because it is so awesome.
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Brilliant

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nachocheeez, that was awesome.
#9
ITT? UG is becoming 4chan D:
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#13
Quote by Hannakins
It doesn't mean "in this thread."


Quote by metaldud536
"In This Thread"

Mtv is a very intelligent channel about America's society.


Thank you.

#15
Fall Out Boy has deep, meaningful lyrics that touch today's insightful youth.

Ozzy Osbourne is a washed up hag and should just die already. Same with Iron Maiden.

Vista is flawless.

Xbox 360s are an immaculate piece of technology that should be praised for its ingenuity.

EDIT

*ITT*
#17
The cake, a lie, it is not.


Dissapointed I was not.

Dissapointed, I still am not...
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
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#20
Quote by Grouch
Led zep arent over rated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im scared...



which part are you lying about, the Led zep part or being scared?


i can play faster than Michael angelo batio.
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#21
Eskimo Joe have amazingly deep lyrics which I can totally relate too.

IIT
#22
Quote by MightyAl
I really enjoy the melodic quality of the vocals in Slipknot.



GOO SLIPKNOT! muh favorite band ^_^ seeing them on august 8th in toronto :P
#23
Quote by targetdude
which part are you lying about, the Led zep part or being scared?




Just the led zep partof course, im not scared of anything!!!!!!!! ok thats a lie. wait am i telling the truth now? well if that a question and im lying it mustve been an anwer. which makes it the truth - but im lying.

makes so much sense!!!

or does it?

#24
I have a large penis.................................................wait wut?
Megan Fox nude!

Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE
#26
I hate this thread

Emotion = true music

Gear

Vantage 718dt-1
Epi Special II
Crate V Series 212 18w
Fuzz Factory
MXR Phase 90
#28
nothing i say is a lie.

also, this thread is really totally not-stupid
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
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Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#30
Quote by first_aid

Ozzy Osbourne is a washed up hag and should just die already.


The above statement is false.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#31
Quote by JamesDouglas
ITT? UG is becoming 4chan D:


the internet is.

the cake is not a lie.
#33
I HATE *insert name of person you don't know*!!!


This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#35
IN THIS THREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

for gods sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#37
i have a small penis.
The Minister of Zeppelinism
Pm The Heartbreaker to Join


Td_Nights- "She knows alot about sex, and you both play guitar?

Headstock Penetration?"
#39
Quote by the_poison125
Whats ITT?


<declares truce from telling lies>

i always though it stood for "it's the truth". not only does this sound way better than "in this thread", which is relatively pointless, but it would then mean that the title of this thread was making an ironic statement about human nature.

but no. it means "in this thread". which is utterly idiotic, seeing as it's fairly obvious is something is in whatever thread is in question.

</truce>

i am totally NOT going to go jump on my sister's trampoline while she's not here
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
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