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#1
If you became president of your country and you could change one thing, what would it be?
#2
I'd lift the smoking ban.
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The power to feel with others give.
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Before I have begun to live.

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#3
I'd resign. I wouldn't want to be under that much pressure, and any laws that I'd try to introduce would probably not get through Parliament.
#4
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I'd lift the smoking ban.

I'd reinforce the smoking ban.
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#6
I'd make Gordon Brown put the economy back to where it was before he started f*cking with it, or at least rise people's wages in line with inflation.
#7
I'd fire my lazer!!! BLAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!
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#10
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I'd reinforce the smoking ban.

Then I'd lift it again
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#11
Change immigration laws
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#13
i would get rid of our system of checks and balances(some equal power crap) and then be able to do whatever i want
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#16
Get rid of democracy completely.
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as does that one.
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yeah ill +1 that one.

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#18
I would do something that might actually benefit people. Or just resign, I can't control a country
#19
i would turn it back into the power it once was
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#20
I'd get confused since I'd be the president of the UK, hell I could just claim I was the president of the UK any time, it doesn't matter, I'd still have zilch-o power over the country.
Hmmmm. Ok I'll leave just let me get my hat.
#21
privitase parts of the pubic services, and try and trim the beauracracy of the others where i can. and using all of the money saved by that give everyone a nice big tax cut. and start building some new prisions since theres not enough in the uk so theyre very soft on offenders, and double the size of the police force, as though the anti terror bit seems good twice as many cops on the beat might help with the chav problem

oh, and bring in the 99p coin, to save on change
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#22
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I'd get confused since I'd be the president of the UK, hell I could just claim I was the president of the UK any time, it doesn't matter, I'd still have zilch-o power over the country.
Hmmmm. Ok I'll leave just let me get my hat.

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#23
I'd spend tax money on fixing the horrible roads. Then I'd send A LOT more funding to hospitals. I'd also tax the richest 1% of the people so horribly.
#24
Make hospitals free in Britian...


Free of ****ty nurses, doctors and whatnot!
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#25
Restore The Constitution.
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#27
My country has a lack of decent, respectable, inspiring or moral men. I'd give everyone some decent damn education and then maybe my country won't be an absolute sh*t hole.
#30
It would probably drive me insane, I'd probably end up running into one of my congressional meetings with an assualt rifle and shooting up the place. I wouldn't get anything done.
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#31
Eliminate the fucking space program. We're supposedly headed toward a recession and have a bad economy, so why not stop putting million dollar robots on Mars?
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#32
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I'd spend tax money on fixing the horrible roads. Then I'd send A LOT more funding to hospitals. I'd also tax the richest 1% of the people so horribly.


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#33
I'd nuke the majority of my own country
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#34
My one change...I'd legalize drugs and regulate them. That way, people wouldn't be funding terrorist organizations and organized crime when they buy drugs. The drugs would also be cleaner and safer, too. Keep non-violent drug offenders out of jail, save tax money, keep the people safer, do away with a lot of crime. Win-win all around, I should say.
#36
Make nudity on t.v.!!

Or... something good for the environment..
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#37
Ban private healthcare and education. I disagree with it on moral grounds.
#40
id make my country go on strike for more money
(its funny cause im canadian)
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