#3
Shave it all off. That will help.
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#5
Your hair can only reach a certain length before falling out. But to make it as long as possible, shampoo and condition it well, and try not to towel dry too hard and use a hairdryer as little as possible.
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#6
Quote by shakes23
Shave it all off. That will help.
I did that yesterday for rugby, but I didnt wanna do it, and like 5 people held me down so thats why im asking it.
#9
Quote by hazzmatazz
Trim it every now and then, that makes it grow faster.



and you took the words right out of my mouth....
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#12
trim it every couple of months, i didn't cut my hair for two years and it just sat there lifeless
#13
rub poop in it

the mineral and such give lots of nutrients


or find a way to speed up time
#14
Quote by Danjoe34
go buy some rogain and just use it instead of shampoo

Rogain blocks DHT at the scalp it doesn't actually make your hair grow.
#15
by using the search bar ever heard of it?
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#17
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Your hair can only reach a certain length before falling out. But to make it as long as possible, shampoo and condition it well, and try not to towel dry too hard and use a hairdryer as little as possible.


I dunno, I never wash my hair with shampoo (haven't done for aboot 2 years) and my hair looks healthy as f*ck at the moment. If you saw it I'm sure you'd be impressed


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#18
Quote by seljer
rub poop in it

the mineral and such give lots of nutrients


or find a way to speed up time


strangely enough i dont think hes joking
#19
Quote by FRDesign
I want my hair longer, is there anything which helps hair grow faster?

wait till puberty.
#20
Quote by F8iscruel
strangely enough i dont think hes joking


well are you stupid enough to believe me?


#21
Quote by seljer
well are you stupid enough to believe me?




not really just thought you werent joking, i use dandruff shampoo
#22
Quote by acrocks
trim it every couple of months, i didn't cut my hair for two years and it just sat there lifeless


That doesn't do anything, it's a myth.

Hair grows at the roots.
#24
Quote by UncleCthulhu
That doesn't do anything, it's a myth.

Hair grows at the roots.


however if it grows out from the roots the dead ends will curl more and seem not to grow.

EDIT: how much should i trim my hair by? 1 inch enough or more than enough? want the least amount trimmed

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#25
Take vitamins with biotin. It'll make you ****in hairy but it will make your hair grow faster.
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#26
Quote by homair
I dunno, I never wash my hair with shampoo (haven't done for aboot 2 years) and my hair looks healthy as f*ck at the moment. If you saw it I'm sure you'd be impressed

It probably doesn't look as nice as you think if you don't bother with shampoo.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

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#27
Quote by F8iscruel
ouch thats like something they do in the military lol

Um no they do not hold you down and shave your head in the military, you signup and you get your hair shaved along with all the other recruits.
#28
eat bacon, I'm serious, it is the ultimate food for hair. also massage your scalp every once in a while to get the blood flow going.
#30
Quote by metallicafan616
however if it grows out from the roots the dead ends will curl more and seem not to grow.

EDIT: how much should i trim my hair by? 1 inch enough or more than enough? want the least amount trimmed


i take two inches off mine just to get the split ends out but one should be alrght
#31
Quote by Dinkydaisy
It probably doesn't look as nice as you think if you don't bother with shampoo.


Oh, but it does. Just the other day I was admiring its healthy shine and then when I ran my hand through it it was softer than, well, something soft! A baby's bottom, say.
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#32
Quote by homair
I dunno, I never wash my hair with shampoo (haven't done for aboot 2 years) and my hair looks healthy as f*ck at the moment. If you saw it I'm sure you'd be impressed


That's pretty gross.
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#33
Quote by hazzmatazz
Trim it every now and then, that makes it grow faster.

no it doesnt. it just grows back to the same length, and then gets trimmed again.
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#34
Quote by SG Man Forever
That's pretty gross.



No way. This hairdresser guy saw me once and said, ''Your hair is so awesome! what can I do to acheive such unadulterated healthiness?'' and you know what I said? Don't wash your hair!

Certain parts of that story have been elaborated but you get the general gist of it
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