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#1
so guys i've been smoking a lot lately and i dont dont want my father to find out even though im 19 and technically i can do whatever the hell i want. but i just dont want my dad to find out. do you guys have any suggestions?? oh and i'm just smoking plain cigarettes. lol./
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#3
Smoke weed to cover the smell of cigarettes.
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#8
my friend would spray axe on himself and chew bubble gum, he smelled so ****ty from the combination it covered it
#9
absolutely don't smoke in the house. it's disrespectful. If you've been smoking alot lately... i'd wager he already knows. Sorry.
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#10
I'd say stop.
I hate it when these kids in like.. grade 7 smoke because it's cool... then they smoke inside and try to cover it up.

My girlfriend's cousin and all of her little queer friends do it...

It's like, WHY DOES IT SMELL SO MUCH LIKE PERFUME DOWN HERE? DUUUUUH!

It's not really related to you, considering you're 19.
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#12
Every time he asks you about it , hit him in the face with a Tire-Iron. After about 3 times , he won't care and will stop asking.
#13
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Smoke weed to cover the smell of cigarettes.


+1

Seriously stop smoking. Ok so it relieves stress? Is it worth it if your gonna die anyway by some form of cancer because of smoking?
#14
dont use anti-persperant, its makes the smell stronger
use deodrant, or aftershave (cologne)

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#15
plz anything other than 'stop smoking'.
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#16
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cut your fingers off?

THEN YOU CAN'T SMOKE


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#17
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Stop?

Just don't do it when he's around. Not around the house either, he might smell it.



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#18
i got a good one.

STOP!
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make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#19
Get the maturity to not be scared of doing a perfectly legal thing in front of your dad, and taking any comments he might make?

If you can't do that, i suggest you stop smoking.
#20
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plz anything other than 'stop smoking'.


Stop smoking.
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#22
eventually he WILL find out, its just a matter of time. Really, do you think you can cover it up forever?
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#23
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plz anything other than 'stop smoking'.

WHy? Are you too addicted?
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#24
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plz anything other than 'stop smoking'.

Smoke more. Like a carton a day. Then your father won't care about the smell of smoke, as he'll be busy watching you die of lung cancer.
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#25
Until you're a big enough boy to not worry about daddy finding out you smoke, don't bother with it. Seriously, you're smoking, not running an underground meth lab and pimping out thirteen year old girls.
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#26
get lung throat and mouth cancer then your have to stop
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#27
Yeah... you could just smoke in front of him. What's he going to do... beat you?


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#28
I wish people would realise that not only smokers get cancer, something like 1 in 3 people get cancer i believe.
#29
You guys need to grow the fuck up. He's 19 years old and doing a perfectly legal thing. Obviously some little 15 year old twat telling him to stop smoking won't do anything.

To the OP: If you smoke a lot of cigarettes he will find out. They're so stanky it's almost impossible to hide it. The only real way for him not to know is if you don't smoke when he's home and if you wash up real good before going back to your house or whatever.
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#32
um wasnt there a study that proved people who smoke dont get cancer as muh as people who are around smokers, and if that the case think of it this way, you're killing your father every time you smoke around him ... murderer
#33
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I wish people would realise that not only smokers get cancer, something like 1 in 3 people get cancer i believe.



Well yes, people that don't smoke get cancer. Just why smoke and raise your chances of getting cancer?
#34
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plz anything other than 'stop smoking'.


Own up, the only other honest choice.

Is there really any point pretending, he'll find out eventually, so trying to hide it is delaying it. You want to smoke, live with the consequences.
#35
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Well yes, people that don't smoke get cancer. Just why smoke and raise your chances of getting cancer?


I know, i know. Its just that smokers know the dangers and people forget that.
#36
It depends, as long as you smoke outside/in a car with the windows down the smell is only around for about 10 minutes.

One thing I do often is if I have two shirts on I just take the top layer off right before I smoke and once Im done just put it back on. The only thing that smells for a long while are your hands anyway.
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#37
smoke reefer. it's everywhere.
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#38
Instead of smoking stupid looking cigarettes, smoke cigars. You'll still smell bad, but your father will be happier that at least you look like a fine proper gentlemen when you smoke. Plus, cigars are just bad ass.
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#39
stop smoking. problem solved.

or if you cant do that, just tell your dad. he will find out if not now then later. im sure he would rather have you tell him then find out. if your legally allowed to, then whats to worry about?
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#40
Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. Some cheeses you may wish to try:

Cheddar
Brie
Emanthal
Mozzarella
Cottage

All of them excellent at hiding the smell of fags.
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